>  Oh Shit Nigger!; party van edition

Irrefutible proof that this paranoia isn't due to that super sticky icky, duper dicky danky dank we've been smoking. 

http://archive.is/B7XPQ
>  muh 4th amendment

Seems like a good enough excuse to talk about that OPSEC I mentioned earlier. 

General Protips:
>  Compartmentilization of your life is key to good OPSEC.
>  "Relationships," and women in general, will kill your OPSEC faster than any alphabet soup agency ever could. Keep people at arms length.
>  Avoid connections between online accounts. Always have different usernames/passwords/emails. If possible use two different computers, one for legit purposes and the other for shitposting. Again, compartmentilize.
>  Using google/spellcheck tools/windows 10/social media
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>  It should be common sense; never type your real name/address into your computer
>  encrypt fucking everything
>  Always use Tor AND vpn if possible, otherwise your ISP can still see you're using Tor. Vpns in Russia are probably best, because they're least likely to cooperate with the feds, even if they are logging your activity.
>  Remember; it's the small things that kill OPSEC. Avoid mentioning details as often as possible, including recent weather, timezone, family members, pets, race, sexual anything (look at pornhub statistics to see how much they log). When in doubt, lie.
>  Unplug your internet when not in use
>  Get a phone that you can take the battery out of when you're not using it; smartphones are shit-tier OPSEC.
>  Avoid posting pictures/videos you've personally taken, and scrub all metadata if you do.
>  All information is valuable
>  Rule 1, faggot

Fuck the feds, here's a link:
https://paranoidsbible.tumblr.com/library
>  inb4 dumblr
 
 
 
Invest in tinfoil.