I just had a genius idea. We should hold a competition that takes place only once a year, where the girls who want their thread removed can compete in a deathmatch. 
I still have to figure out what the competition could be about, but the agatha users will vote for the winner, who will receive a lifetime pass to exit the E-Girl Purgatory (all past and future threads about her will be removed). We could make something epic, even better than the fishtank goyshow.