Last night I had a dream that Helen Horan became a junk addict and has a cash flow problem that is required to fund her junk. She then posted it on Four-Chan starting a bidding contest and who bid the highest will get Ciara Horan's ashes and the urn. 

I won the contest and took a 20 hour flight to her location to pick it up from her. I was in the plane thinking about the all the possible things I would do with Ciara's ashes but the dream ended there....unfortunately. I wish it was real.