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that sounded like a comedy bit.  if it is I don't know who it's from though.  bravo if you wrote that.

alright I'll be totally honest with you man.  I won't lie to you man.  look, I'll tell you the truth man, I would definitely rape that Kaitlin chick if I ever got the chance.  but I wouldn't want to actually like, touch her with my penis.  and I don't want to kiss her either, or touch her body or honestly, even look at it very closely.  like I kind of just want her to experience the rape experience, and I want to be the one guilty.  just knowing someone else did it doesn't seem right to me.  I've been thinking about it for the last couple years and I think I know what to do.  I'll stand near her on the bus or something, and before she has time to react I'll put bleach in my hair, put in some blue colored contacts (yes in that order), and I'll just glance at her sporadically.  now, unbeknownst to her, these contacts are actually opaque, so I'm not even making the sacrifice of burning her into my retinas.  she's in her mind being raped by this aryan man, by secretly I'm standing there in total bliss.  I'd be a criminal mastermind if rape was illegal.