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so...  when I jumped down they kind of grabbed me and started wrestling me to the ground, but I didn't want them to.  so I held myself up from the ground.  and then one of them had me in a headlock and the other was holding a taser to my back.
apparently that's like "resisting arrest" or something lmao.  I didn't even hit them or anything, those pansies.

and you're right, it's cause I lived in a nice town and they're bored all day pulling people over.  if I lived in Cleveland they would've yelled over their shoulder at me out the window while on their way to the latest homicide scene.