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OK you whippersnappers I'll be 30 in a few months so I guess that probably makes me the old man on this board but with no regrets I've accepted my fate.

This is how we opened beer cans when I was in the Seabees. We didn't need no stinkin' assault weapons, we  just walked up to the Taliban and opened a can of beer with our teeth and they ran away like the sissies they were.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JKo1dZEHIxE