/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

it's just a troll. like haha, what if she was a beaner, etc. it's a good joke that's very humorous.

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Yeah, she actually lives in Alabama. Her real name is Brianna Versaw, but she goes by Bree.

 >>/1248/
anon please delete this post immediately, Bree asked us many times to use the fake name

 >>/1251/
Fuck you, I am Shiva, God of Death

Whos that in the picture? Is that Ash? She looks older, and I'm probably retarded for asking but I can't tell if that's her. That looks like older Ashley!?!?! I'm losing my mind

 >>/1294/
I'm sorry anon, but you have face blindness. There is no known cure. Soon, you will see Ashley behind every anonymous post here. Then you will see Ashley everywhere you go. Then one day, you will look into the mirror and realize that you look a little like Ashley. Once you have reached this stage. Death is certain.

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 >>/1233/
Hmmm something is off here... there is definitely a link but you guys are trying to divert the topic.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NumChJYENJk

 >>/1248/
> Brianna Versaw
 >>/1251/
> Brianna Versaw
she is not Bree Versaw
Ashley lived somewhere in middle America in a trailer. Beyond that no one really knows. Bree Versaw is an actual hispanic. Do a quick Google search.

 >>/1750/
are you new?  everyone knows Ashley isn't her real name.  the dox experts have all long agreed that Bree is Ashley.  yeah, she hit the wall at 17, it's sad.

 >>/1750/
Yeah...in Alabama. Bree used to live in a trailer, she no longer does. She has moved around a bit. The problem is Bree is a narcissist and accuses all of the guys she used to date of being narcissists.

bro I don't know why you keep thinking I'm her, do I write similar to her or something?

I just want Ashley and Bree to get into a catfight over their opposing political views and then Ashley pins her to the floor using one of her dad's wrestling moves and spits in her mouth. Then they do it. The rest of my fantasy involves Ashley wearing leather, stripping Bree of her pizza delivery uniform and Ashley whipping her with a riding crop while Bree's hands are tied to the ceiling in the adjacent room and I can only listen at the door and Ashley won't give me a slice of her sausage pizza no matter how much I beg... but no one would be interested in that here

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 >>/1750/
everybody says bree is hispanic but she's clearly some kind of high yellow. but she went to bob jones university so you know she nasty.

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I wish I knew the Ash's address. I'd send her this T shirt.

                  Gotta love her

 >>/1759/
Ash does not wear cringe

and idk but I think her dad might be half and she's a quarter

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 >>/1760/
I'm not entirely sure tbh? Her paternal side has been in the U.S. a few generations it seems. This is Jason's dad, Leonard. He passed away in 2015. His parents were Leo Vargas and Soledad Lueras. I don't have pics of them, but they might not exactly be mestizos. Jason's mom is named Dorothy Sailes. She might be a white woman unless her name was anglicized from the Portuguese surname Sales. Jason married Ashley's mom, Mary. Ashley's maternal side is probably Irish and German ancestry. I'm not entirely sure, but Ashley might have an aunt named Ashley and her name middle name Anne might be taken from another family member like how her Brother's middle name James is taken from her grandfather.

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If Ashley won't make videos. Maybe we can get Nathan to make videos. I'm going to have to marry Ashley now so I can make this dude my brother.

 >>/1762/
or you could just marry him and make him your husband

 >>/1763/
If I were to marry him, he would be better off than he is now.

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 >>/1760/

That's Bree in white face.

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 >>/1765/
holy shit that is a pro level shooping job, completely flew under my radar.  I kiss the feet of whoever made that.

 >>/1764/
yeah I can't argue with that

Does your brother even drive? I only ever see him walking around graveyards and junkyards? I can only marry a man with a minimum wage job. Does Nate actually play cards when he goes off to play cards with his friends or do they play like Pokemon and Yugioh or is it code for something else entirely like getting drunk and passing out on the floor of a casino bar like George Lopez?

 >>/1768/
I'd bet "playing cards" is what he tells mishti when he just wants to hang out with his friends and she's not invited.
my friend's gf is also a psycho lefty although not quite mishti level and he just puts up with it and avoids the subject around her even though he's "far right" by their standards.  I'd take Nate for a centrist/apolitical who just plays along to make her happy.
and it's probably pokemon yeah

 >>/1769/
I imagine it's something more like this. Mishti says he often stays longer than he is supposed to and she can't get into contact with him https://youtube.com/watch?v=hm_qIg0Hw5M

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 >>/1770/
Antonio being Nate, you mean?  he's off getting into mexican gang wars when he's "playing cards"?

Well you know, I mean, he's young, at least he's not out there, you know, fuckin'. I mean, I was his age once, I know how it is and there was nothing I enjoyed more than hanging out with my friends and playing cards, let me tell you. I could play cards all night, well, not all night, maybe half a hour and again later after a nap, sometimes even faster if the deck was stacked, you know? That's the thing about playing cards, you gotta have a good poker face. You know what, hell, I can't imagine why anyone, being a 25 year old, virile male, wouldn't want to go out and play a game of cards with their friends, now and then. What the hell am I even on about? Of course I want to stay home and hear about the rapists. You know, that Kaitlin girl, they say she looks good in makeup. I don't know though, I've never really seen her face

And another thing about rape. Imagine being that guy. Now, rape can be a touchy subject. I don't what it's like to be raped, but if I were to be raped, I'd prefer not to be raped against my will. Let me explain myself, I mean, rape is pretty bad, right? It's probably the worst thing to have ever allegedly happened to some women. So I figure, if I were to be raped, at least take the time to get to know the guy. So what brings you out here this fine evening, you know, besides rape. Oh yeah, you don't say, well, this is my first time, so take it easy on me buddy. Then you exchange contact information afterward and say maybe we can do this again some time, you know and you both be on your way. Now how hard was that? So you've turned this traumatic life altering experience into an awkward one night stand and if you didn't like it, well now you know who to pick out of the lineup. And that's the thing with rape victims, they always talk about the rape but what they never tell you about is the murder afterwards. I'm lucky to be alive.

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Has anyone considered that Ashley might be a total cunt now? I'm not even joking. Just think about it. She's obviously in school being forced to learn about this feminazi ideology while also learning psychology. She's had a irl bad bf experience along with all the creepy online bf experiences. She even colored her hair and dresses like a scene girl. I wonder how far off is she actually from Kaitlin? What if Ashley isn't anything like she used to be? What if that vandread in the discord was really her? This vandread girl had redpilled views, but at the same time, espoused a lot of crazy psychology and feminist nonsense. This vandread seemed to have a grudge against men at times. What if anon was right and it is Ashley and she was deeply hurt by someone and it's made her a bitter old cunt? What if the Ashley we knew was just a phase, but now she is grown up and thinks more like her mom, a moderate leftist with feminist views? I think that would be the most depressing thing to discover about her. I would rather learn of her death than to find out she is a total bitch now.

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 >>/1774/
that sounded like a comedy bit.  if it is I don't know who it's from though.  bravo if you wrote that.

alright I'll be totally honest with you man.  I won't lie to you man.  look, I'll tell you the truth man, I would definitely rape that Kaitlin chick if I ever got the chance.  but I wouldn't want to actually like, touch her with my penis.  and I don't want to kiss her either, or touch her body or honestly, even look at it very closely.  like I kind of just want her to experience the rape experience, and I want to be the one guilty.  just knowing someone else did it doesn't seem right to me.  I've been thinking about it for the last couple years and I think I know what to do.  I'll stand near her on the bus or something, and before she has time to react I'll put bleach in my hair, put in some blue colored contacts (yes in that order), and I'll just glance at her sporadically.  now, unbeknownst to her, these contacts are actually opaque, so I'm not even making the sacrifice of burning her into my retinas.  she's in her mind being raped by this aryan man, by secretly I'm standing there in total bliss.  I'd be a criminal mastermind if rape was illegal.

 >>/1777/
Nah, that's just me, LB. I wrote that. This may come as a shock to some, but I'm a man, with talent. I know those two things may seem mutually exclusive but I have a feeling they'll both take me far. That's why I'm still lurking this place. You know, I figure she pops in from time to time just to see what her stalkers have on her, maybe learn something about herself. If I could just get some laughs out of her, it would all be worth it. Share some genuine emotion. Return the favor. If I just wanted to be laughed at by some girl, I'd just have sex. Now, Kaitlin, I think you're on to something there. I don't have much experience in raping some dead chick on a bus, but I'd imagine the smell must be awful. I suppose in places where this kind of thing happens regularly, the smell isn't as much of an issue, but enough about India. Now, if I was forced at gunpoint, to rape Kaitlin, I don't think I could go through with it. I'd beg them to put me out of my misery. I mean, have you seen her face? Has anyone? She applies so much concealer, clearly she doesn't even want to see her face, what the hell do I want to look at it for then?

 >>/1779/
that one was pretty weak dude.  were those posts really you or are you trying to steal anon's credit?
everyone add tripcodes so LB can't pretend he's the funny man.

Yeah, fuck that guy, he's probably never even been raped

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 >>/1776/
> Has anyone considered that Ashley might be a total cunt now?

Not for a moment. Don't say that, it sounds harrowing. I personally just can't imagine Ashley being anyone other than what she was. She's just too based to be swayed by others.

 >>/1783/
alright you know what never mind I don't care, let's do this funny guy, whoever you are.  we'll have our own podcast since Ash and Norm are both dead.

yeah so naturally I've been raped as well several times, in fact I don't think they even let you into planet fitness anymore if you haven't been.  I get raped on a daily basis as a trans-black man.  why just today a hwhite man bumped into me at the AMPM mini-market and had the gall to say "sorry" over his shoulder, to minimize his crime and make like my natural PTSD attack which ensued wasn't more than justified.  I feel like maybe some people still have an elementary school understanding of rape.  if you've read up on the breaking research in sexology you'd understand that it's less about sexual assault and more about institutional power.  and we transracial persyns are certainly the most oppressed minority.  sexual trans people (I just call them transsexuals, but some of them don't like that for some reason, which is pretty transphobic, because they think they can just monopolize the whole trans community) think that they're the most oppressed, but they get their flags paraded around in times square and shown on prime time news.  we transracial people aren't even widely recognized.  so anyway I figure I'm below them in the social hierarchy therefore it wasn't rape when I had unwilling sex with a trans(sexual) man.  I wouldn't have sex with a transsexual woman btw, I'm not gay.

respond to me dammit

I’m a few years too late but I was friends (kinda?) with Bree then she just vanished so I did some googling and found this website - can I ask what all this is about, as someone who doesn’t really know how this works I’m confused, was she in a cult or something? Haha

 >>/6678/
Obsessive fans can watch her comedies and parodies here: https://videos.icum.to