I found vidrel on my old hdd and figured I'd make a video thread. Feel free to post whatever.
I want a rare video in this thread
I wasn't expecting feels. Why would you do this.
> this will never be the last thing you see every night right before you smooch her goodnight and after you've pumped her full of babybatter
why would you kiss a girl? are you trying catch the cooties? and what the fuck is baby batter?!
You're a silly goose.
damn I thought I had the webmhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Mg9HOvWmPZM
Since various videos are posted here.
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> The Woman "Stuck" Inside the Body of an 8-Year-Oldhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=s7In-KGxduU
Shauna has the same problem as Ash. She so smol that only creeps on the internet want to diddle her no no spot, so she compensates by going on axe throwing dates with powerful kangz.
Only a BWC will save her. I volunteer for this task.
"I'm a tiny child-like woman who can't find a normal guy. Better go out with a massive negro."
"How about you fuck other midgets?"
"Eww, no. Just coons, please."
she could get plenty of guys on twitch, or omegle
Forgive me if this be untoward, but does anyone have a copy of the fake Ash porn vid from ages back?
Do you mean this?
the one i posted was from an archived 4chan thread about ash.
yo wth, that actually looks like her
Good lord yes. Time to fap.
oh that's interesting
could you share the link perhaps?
Is this her? I forgot where/when this was from.
I still have that link https://motherless.com/A599159
No, I posted that on the old /ashleyj/ board on 8ch. If I remember correctly, that girl is Asian.
Ashley's beaner genetics are catching up with her. I'm afraid she doesn't have much longer until her avocado is overripehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=sJcm8S33aK
I remember you posting that pic. I remember some guys really thought it was the Ash. What fools these mortals be.
I don't know why jewtube is being a faggot but you can copy and paste the link in your browser. This girl looks like Taylor and Ashley did the fusion dance wrong. I'd still put my beef in her taco.
it says the video is gone, did it get deleted?
I posted the videos >>/2437/ >>/2438/ What happened was I didn't copy the M at the end of the address and I didn't notice it at first because my search history kept correcting it for me when I put it in my browser.
sometimes the internet treats you like an angry jewish slave owner treats a young buck
WTF ASHLEY DON'T KISS LOGAN LERMAN DON'T FALL IN WITH HOLLYWOOD GUYS
Sam's been putting stuff on youtube again lately, we'll see how much longer the channel lasts
I'm of the opinion he should just cycle through channels regularly like Rucka Rucka Ali until everyone agrees on which not-youtube to exodus tohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=vgS3C-twbw4
yeah no argument from me
lerman oh lord that wasn't her celebrity crush was it?
how is that? by not spending it?
no way it was a famous actor, it was probably some youtube vlogger
no no no, a BUCK
it should have been a black guy ordering sprite from a black woman but she say the sprite machine down and tell him they have coke but then he says i don't want no pepsi, pepsi gay. how the hell the sprite machine down but you got coke? followed by her yelling sir and reexplaining herself and him lip smacking and going shieeet. it would have been a more accurate portrayal of McDonalds
remember when she auditioned for American Idol... judges were kinda harsh though
I have a crack theory that she isn't actually tone deaf and just sang shittily to be funny
I really want to hear her actually try to sing for real
Let me tell you something. If I was there, and they treated her like that, I'd have opened up with my semi-auto on the whole god damn crowd. NOBODY WOULD HAVE LEFT THAT ROOM.
I LOVE YOU ASHLEY
> I LOVE YOU ASHLEY
Unfortunately that fact has not created in her a sense of obligation.
> I LOVE YOU ASHLEY
Unfortunately that fact has not created in her a sense of obligation.
It will when she's standing amidst the corpses of her enemies.
he's still based, we shouldn't have doubted himhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=VypZg4eTJgY
But he's ripping off Percy Dovetonsils.https://youtube.com/watch?v=OWL_NFyO3BI
this guy must be the root of modern ironic humor
yeah probably, she sings alright on Biased Dad
I want to know if she kept up with her guitar playing, its something she enjoyed and her long, ET like fingers are well suited for such an instrument.
maybe that could be a new vocaroo... a song or something...
her hands are normal, but her singing on Biased Dad was definitely not alright. I grit my teeth involuntarily whenever she starts playing that song in the videos.
Any day now..
Where the FUCK is the image I'm trying to post. Why is endchan like this?
Hey, Mary, what do you think of endchan?
I wish I was as horny as some of the people here!!!
someone bumped the thread and then deleted their post
Another singing video.
You might have to adjust the volume.
god i love ashley
on point stock reaction image
that's not the line for ashley. it would be made of mostly hispanic and latino men. a few traps. a brit and a german. some middle aged man. marky. and the rest would be average joe americucks.
you forgot the indians
and the american indians
I dont get it? its a line for dudes that love her?
Put a beard on the old dude in the sweater and that's literally me in like ten years.
ah you're not that old uncut
just dump your rares, it'll make you feel 28 again
yes. seabee cleverly posted a photograph of men in a line in lieu of just rehashing the old joke "get in line". you'll also notice the watermarks, he is prudent and does not blow money on just any generic image service.
I'm 34 but no one ever guesses I'm over 25. If I get clean shaven and put on whatever fashion the hipster kids are now wearing, people mistake me for being 18-21. It's supposed to be a thing, but it's not really a thing to card people where I live. I get carded a lot especially at casual dining restaurants when ordering alcohol where it really shows because I'm the only one asked at the table to show ID. At Walmart a few years back, I bought a boron citrate supplement and for some reason needed to show ID at register to buy it. The black woman at the register was shocked when she realized I was over 30 and was like honey, i don't know what you doin' but it werkin for ya. I think in ten years, I might look 30. Idk? I actually have a problem that most guys on /r9k/ don't have or believe I have and that's my friends get envious of the attention I get from girls to the point where they make up stories about me thinking it will increase their chances. At my last job, where I worked with my roommate. We had this new employee who was a hot blond so he proceeded to make sure it was known that I had stds, lmao. And it worked. I don't have stds, but she had no interest in going out with me afterward even after we already had made plans. She went out with him and found out he had ED and that was the end of that. I'm no longer friends with this dude and the girl moved back home after college, lol.
wait are you Uncut?
No, I'm LB. I look nothing like pic related. I don't think uncut is here. He would have revealed himself by now.
man I wish 4chan had an average age as high as this board
I was making fun of Seabee before but he may be at or below the mean
but you were also born in 88 right? and you're also uncut right?
I enlisted in the Seabees as soon as I graduated high school in 2010 so do the math, heh,heh. I don't look my age either, people think I'm younger than 29 (oops, I did the math for you).
ah, a summer baby.
an accidental pregnancy during fall break perhaps
No, I'm not uncut. I'm currently looking for him. I have his jewtube account somewhere in my history. I'll post it so we can message him.
no no, you're not Uncut, but you are uncut, correct?
here's his jewtube though https://www.youtube.com/c/UnCutMeat1988
Cool, thanks. He deleted all his videos? Okay, so who are you then? If you know Uncut, you must be from #AIDF. Smegma? Carnifex? Sincity? Shiest?
No, I'm Uncuckedmeat1987
nah I'm drawfag, I came here last year and don't know anyone. idk I found that a few months ago during one of my internet detective ventures and saved some of the playlists.
if I remember right though, I think he updated these playlists a couple months ago when they previously hadn't been updated for 4 or 5 years, so I would bet that he is at least lurking here.
uncut had some dank bideos
> cuckcentration camps
Now Im not saying hes the The Batman but ive also never seen them both in the same room...
what do you want uncut
let's make a trade
I dunno about "uncucked" bro it sounds like your roommate cucked you with the coworker girl.
It was "1988" in his name actually, I think Ashley remembered him being more based than he really was.
Yeah, can you believe it? Girls really do be going after those weak effeminate guys because of the pill. This girl was all over me and then just dropped me like that and this faggot still thinks he has a chance with her always liking her facebook posts. Hey, at least I'm not the one that revealed my erectile dysfunction to everyone at work by trying to sleep with every girl there. Like wtf bro, your dick doesn't work and you out here trying to fuck all these girls and steal gfs? I've had several girls tell me he just lies on his back and rubs his flaccid floppy dick in them that he pumped up with a penis pump. The girls he has slept with have all said sex with him was bad. He would keep magnum condoms on him and his fiancée told me before she left his ass that his dick is totally not magnum condom big and she had no idea that he did that, lmao. Dude was a total weirdo. the most embarrassment he's ever caused me was I used to let him stay at my place and my grandmother came over one day and noticed ants all over my couch. So I was like wtf, who has been eating in the living room? I lifted up the couch cushions to find an old tshirt of his covered in cum stains and the ants were eating it. I have no idea why I stayed friends with this guy so long? I guess it was because we played the same games at the time, but he got heavily into his discord friends that played Overwatch and Destiny and just acted like I didn't matter as a friend anymore. Speaking of Overwatch, that's why his fiancée left him. He chose Overwatch over her thinking he was going to be some esport champion and as soon as she left him, he was booted from their team for being toxic. He abandoned me at our old apartment to move in with some girl and after he got settled in thinking he had a chance with her, he found out she already had a live in bf and was only looking for a roommate to help pay bills, lmao. A lot of good he'll do. He fucking abandoned me at our apartment and we got evicted.
I forgot to mention he is obsessed with morbidly obese women, yet his fiancée was thin as a rail and every girl he gone after especially the ones I was interested in that he showed no interest in until I was talking to them was of a healthy weight. He literally brought home this giant 6ft morbidly obese mexican woman that had the biggest cankles I have ever seen. When they went to the store, she rode around on one of those elderly scooters. When she walked around our apartment, things on the shelves would rattle and fall over and the floor creaked. She popped, not a spring, but a wooden rail under his mattress. To save the relationship with his fiancée, he thought that having his mother and aunt come over and kick out her mother would fix things. This dude took my cat and gave it to an adoption organization telling them I was a bad owner. He then tried to do this again with my little sister's cat that I was watching for her. He won't talk to me now because he's afraid I'll beat him up and in the past he told his parents that I was trying to kill him so he needed to move to another state. They found out later, it was to fuck another fat chick who dumped his ass in less than a month and left him stranded there with no way to get home for like a year. When he finally got back, he expected that girl to mail him his stuff and she decided to keep it all, lmao. Dude is so fucked up on pills right now, he suffers from daymares and night terrors because he has insomnia from staying up all night for the past few years to play Destiny. He claims he has anxiety and depression he probably does now, but it originally was a scam to get sympathy from girls and collect disability from the gov't. Dude is the saddest piece of shit I know.
sry 4 tl;dr. This is the girl
he seems like a swell fellow
she looks like discount Ash
> It was "1988" in his name actually,
Fuck you're totally right! I guess i remembered him as just 88 because that's what she says in that last vocaroo that I totally havent listened to too much. So, basically its pee's fault and not mine! whatever, anyway... it was a just dumb video joke.
yeah it's fine don't worry about it.
he isn't quite that based, it's just I assume his birth year
fight me cuck
don't gimme that ashley, save that look for when i send you my peepee
is that the left arm of the forbidden one?
> be uncut
> marky not responding
> get wasted on diet coke and downers
> lose control
> post all my ashley rares on endchan
The Ash when you send her a pic of your "peepee".
mind doing one of these with Ash?
that's a pretty good idea. I'll add it to the list, sorry though idk when I'll draw again I'm sort of not a super euphoric amphibian lately.
Ashley check it out
may cause feels
Spoiler Alert: It was Ashley's dad aLL along who was the Mexican looking in through Ashley's window. He was trying to convince her to stay. His connection with Ash is quantifiable. "Tell me not to sell the house Kaleigh. Stay in your room and make the videos. All of this is one little girl's bedroom. I have to find a way to tell her. That's it. The guitar."
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maybe we were the biased dad all along
Seabee, did you write that or plagiarize it? I'm stealing it and putting it in next hit pop song for normies to consume about a black bull hooking up with a white chick featuring Daft Punk
we need more black bvlls to save Evropa
It's just a few lines from the song "The Way We Were". It just seemed so apropos to Anon's post.
You can find the full lyrics at:https://youtube.com/watch?v=CVC3MZpQnmk Lyrics start at 0:37
(the runtime is actually 4:21 but webrowsers might auto round upwards to 4.22)
Wow, well done. Evocative, poignant and hauntingly surreal yet sadly nostalgic.
Ashley, you busy playing games when this could be us
the anime is Berserk
and the video source I used ishttps://youtube.com/watch?v=e_IIORCnBxI [Embed]
and the music is Trois Gymnopédies: Première Gymnopédiehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=J-sWkmBoU3Q
pls forgive me
The world is burning and Ash is all alone without anybody to save her. Oh god. Oh god the horror.
best thing to come out of this board in years
I think I know what the Ash is doing. She's culling the herd. She's pretty good with makeup so she made herself look like that and added some padding under her clothes. That way she gets rid of all who only like her on a superficial basis. She is then left with those who admire her for her charm, charisma, personality,talent and sense of humor.
idk man I think she just ate too much pizza and played too much fallout
she really does like fucking with our heads.
I don't get it. They look pretty much the same these days. Although the T is really doing a number on their hairline.
Want to play Runescape?
Not our little girl, not my bug!
Ashton: *coughs* "I was once a woman. Remember me as I was and not as I am."
ashton? more like weighs a tonAHAHAHAHAH fuck you dapper_dan i stole your joke.
what is your motive
these are truly the end times aren't they? covid-19, flashpoint ww3, coming famine, steve's return to blue's clues and now ashley but as a man. god helps us
I for one welcome Ashton with open arms. You are loved. You are valid. My Garfield mug that I've been drinking from since I was born apparently is filled enough lead to turn my brain into Freddie Gray.
Dude, you have a Garfield mug‽
I got this photo off the net, but it's the same design. I'm guessing all cartoon glasses from the 80's are more lead than glass.
You cant outrun them Ashton.
They know what you did...
no amount of pronouns will save you from the hand of Justice.
it's 2222 and they still won't let Chris chan be
People doubted the Dimensional Merge.
Why would I fap to Ashton when I can just fap to Natalie? Imagine this babyboi ridin' bitch on your hog. Arms wrapped tightly around your waist. Bare-ass blowing in the wind. You pull over so they can tinkle in the bushes. Assless chaps have all the boys a-barkin'. A father quickly herds his kids back to the Toyota Sienna. Just a great day at the park. Fun was had be all
Fake Spoof Email Sender
Credit Cards With High Balance
The Secret Hidden Group Society
So the spam messages are being custom tailored now I see. I wonder if anyone actually uses these links.
they're probably gonna do it even more now cause 1026 was opening them
At least we'll have more visitors
> be Ashley
> drink 1 shot of 2% alcohol fruit drink
> get plastered
With all due respect to the Ash, that's some funny shit, Anon.
the hiccups, man
This video has been removed by the uploader
did Ash upload a video and then chicken out?