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 >>/2201/
I wasn't expecting feels. Why would you do this.

 >>/2202/
> this will never be the last thing you see every night right before you smooch her goodnight and after you've pumped her full of babybatter
 >>/2386/

"I'm a tiny child-like woman who can't find a normal guy. Better go out with a massive negro."

"How about you fuck other midgets?"

"Eww, no. Just coons, please."
 >>/2425/
I still have that link https://motherless.com/A599159

 >>/2432/
No, I posted that on the old /ashleyj/ board on 8ch. If I remember correctly, that girl is Asian.
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 >>/2434/
I don't know why jewtube is being a faggot but you can copy and paste the link in your browser. This girl looks like Taylor and Ashley did the fusion dance wrong. I'd still put my beef in her taco.
 >>/2441/
I posted the videos  >>/2437/  >>/2438/ What happened was I didn't copy the M at the end of the address and I didn't notice it at first because my search history kept correcting it for me when I put it in my browser.
 >>/3237/
it should have been a black guy ordering sprite from a black woman but she say the sprite machine down and tell him they have coke but then he says i don't want no pepsi, pepsi gay. how the hell the sprite machine down but you got coke? followed by her yelling sir and reexplaining herself and him lip smacking and going shieeet. it would have been a more accurate portrayal of McDonalds
 >>/3276/
very nice
I have a crack theory that she isn't actually tone deaf and just sang shittily to be funny
I really want to hear her actually try to sing for real
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 >>/3276/
Let me tell you something. If I was there, and they treated her like that, I'd have opened up with my semi-auto on the whole god damn crowd. NOBODY WOULD HAVE LEFT THAT ROOM.

I LOVE YOU ASHLEY
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 >>/3277/
yeah probably, she sings alright on Biased Dad
I want to know if she kept up with her guitar playing, its something she enjoyed and her long, ET like fingers are well suited for such an instrument.
maybe that could be a new vocaroo... a song or something...
 >>/3294/
her hands are normal, but her singing on Biased Dad was definitely not alright.  I grit my teeth involuntarily whenever she starts playing that song in the videos.
 >>/3400/
that's not the line for ashley. it would be made of mostly hispanic and latino men. a few traps. a brit and a german. some middle aged man. marky. and the rest would be average joe americucks.
 >>/3410/
yes.  seabee cleverly posted a photograph of men in a line in lieu of just rehashing the old joke "get in line".  you'll also notice the watermarks, he is prudent and does not blow money on just any generic image service.
I'm 34 but no one ever guesses I'm over 25. If I get clean shaven and put on whatever fashion the hipster kids are now wearing, people mistake me for being 18-21. It's supposed to be a thing, but it's not really a thing to card people where I live. I get carded a lot especially at casual dining restaurants when ordering alcohol where it really shows because I'm the only one asked at the table to show ID. At Walmart a few years back, I bought a boron citrate supplement and for some reason needed to show ID at register to buy it. The black woman at the register was shocked when she realized I was over 30 and was like honey, i don't know what you doin' but it werkin for ya. I think in ten years, I might look 30. Idk? I actually have a problem that most guys on /r9k/ don't have or believe I have and that's my friends get envious of the attention I get from girls to the point where they make up stories about me thinking it will increase their chances. At my last job, where I worked with my roommate. We had this new employee who was a hot blond so he proceeded to make sure it was known that I had stds, lmao. And it worked. I don't have stds, but she had no interest in going out with me afterward even after we already had made plans. She went out with him and found out he had ED and that was the end of that. I'm no longer friends with this dude and the girl moved back home after college, lol.
 >>/3431/
I enlisted in the Seabees as soon as I graduated high school in 2010 so do the math, heh,heh. I don't look my age either, people think I'm younger than 29 (oops, I did the math for you).
 >>/3432/
No, I'm not uncut. I'm currently looking for him. I have his jewtube account somewhere in my history. I'll post it so we can message him.
 >>/3442/
Cool, thanks. He deleted all his videos? Okay, so who are you then? If you know Uncut, you must be from #AIDF. Smegma? Carnifex? Sincity? Shiest?
 >>/3443/
nah I'm drawfag, I came here last year and don't know anyone.  idk I found that a few months ago during one of my internet detective ventures and saved some of the playlists.
if I remember right though, I think he updated these playlists a couple months ago when they previously hadn't been updated for 4 or 5 years, so I would bet that he is at least lurking here.
 >>/3444/
I dunno about "uncucked" bro it sounds like your roommate cucked you with the coworker girl.

 >>/3469/
It was "1988" in his name actually, I think Ashley remembered him being more based than he really was.
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 >>/3472/
Yeah, can you believe it? Girls really do be going after those weak effeminate guys because of the pill. This girl was all over me and then just dropped me like that and this faggot still thinks he has a chance with her always liking her facebook posts. Hey, at least I'm not the one that revealed my erectile dysfunction to everyone at work by trying to sleep with every girl there. Like wtf bro, your dick doesn't work and you out here trying to fuck all these girls and steal gfs? I've had several girls tell me he just lies on his back and rubs his flaccid floppy dick in them that he pumped up with a penis pump. The girls he has slept with have all said sex with him was bad. He would keep magnum condoms on him and his fiancée told me before she left his ass that his dick is totally not magnum condom big and she had no idea that he did that, lmao. Dude was a total weirdo. the most embarrassment he's ever caused me was I used to let him stay at my place and my grandmother came over one day and noticed ants all over my couch. So I was like wtf, who has been eating in the living room? I lifted up the couch cushions to find an old tshirt of his covered in cum stains and the ants were eating it. I have no idea why I stayed friends with this guy so long? I guess it was because we played the same games at the time, but he got heavily into his discord friends that played Overwatch and Destiny and just acted like I didn't matter as a friend anymore. Speaking of Overwatch, that's why his fiancée left him. He chose Overwatch over her thinking he was going to be some esport champion and as soon as she left him, he was booted from their team for being toxic. He abandoned me at our old apartment to move in with some girl and after he got settled in thinking he had a chance with her, he found out she already had a live in bf and was only looking for a roommate to help pay bills, lmao. A lot of good he'll do. He fucking abandoned me at our apartment and we got evicted.
I forgot to mention he is obsessed with morbidly obese women, yet his fiancée was thin as a rail and every girl he gone after especially the ones I was interested in that he showed no interest in until I was talking to them was of a healthy weight. He literally brought home this giant 6ft morbidly obese mexican woman that had the biggest cankles I have ever seen. When they went to the store, she rode around on one of those elderly scooters. When she walked around our apartment, things on the shelves would rattle and fall over and the floor creaked. She popped, not a spring, but a wooden rail under his mattress. To save the relationship with his fiancée, he thought that having his mother and aunt come over and kick out her mother would fix things. This dude took my cat and gave it to an adoption organization telling them I was a bad owner. He then tried to do this again with my little sister's cat that I was watching for her. He won't talk to me now because he's afraid I'll beat him up and in the past he told his parents that I was trying to kill him so he needed to move to another state. They found out later, it was to fuck another fat chick who dumped his ass in less than a month and left him stranded there with no way to get home for like a year. When he finally got back, he expected that girl to mail him his stuff and she decided to keep it all, lmao. Dude is so fucked up on pills right now, he suffers from daymares and night terrors because he has insomnia from staying up all night for the past few years to play Destiny. He claims he has anxiety and depression he probably does now, but it originally was a scam to get sympathy from girls and collect disability from the gov't. Dude is the saddest piece of shit I know.
 >>/3472/
> It was "1988" in his name actually, 
Fuck you're totally right! I guess i remembered him as just 88 because that's what she says in that last vocaroo that I totally havent listened to too much. So, basically its pee's fault and not mine! whatever, anyway... it was a just dumb video joke.
 >>/3500/
is that the left arm of the forbidden one?

> be uncut
> marky not responding
> get wasted on diet coke and downers
> lose control
> post all my ashley rares on endchan
 >>/3509/
that's a pretty good idea.  I'll add it to the list, sorry though idk when I'll draw again I'm sort of not a super euphoric amphibian lately.
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 >>/3783/
Spoiler Alert: It was Ashley's dad aLL along who was the Mexican looking in through Ashley's window. He was trying to convince her to stay. His connection with Ash is quantifiable. "Tell me not to sell the house Kaleigh. Stay in your room and make the videos. All of this is one little girl's bedroom. I have to find a way to tell her. That's it. The guitar."
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 >>/3788/
Seabee, did you write that or plagiarize it? I'm stealing it and putting it in next hit pop song for normies to consume about a black bull hooking up with a white chick featuring Daft Punk
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 >>/4064/
I think I know what the Ash is doing. She's culling the herd. She's pretty good with makeup so she made herself look like that and added some padding under her clothes. That way she gets rid of all who only like her on a superficial basis. She is then left with those who admire her for her charm, charisma, personality,talent and sense of humor.
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these are truly the end times aren't they? covid-19, flashpoint ww3, coming famine, steve's return to blue's clues and now ashley but as a man. god helps us
 >>/4085/

I for one welcome Ashton with open arms. You are loved. You are valid. My Garfield mug that I've been drinking from since I was born apparently is filled enough lead to turn my brain into Freddie Gray.
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Why would I fap to Ashton when I can just fap to Natalie? Imagine this babyboi ridin' bitch on your hog. Arms wrapped tightly around your waist. Bare-ass blowing in the wind. You pull over so they can tinkle in the bushes. Assless chaps have all the boys a-barkin'. A father quickly herds his kids back to the Toyota Sienna. Just a great day at the park. Fun was had be all
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 >>/5105/
In a word, Nirvana. In two words, pure bliss. Any other term to quantify the experience would just besmirch and belittle said experience. I must stop now, I'm starting to have impure thoughts. Bless me father for I have sinned.
 >>/5108/
       A Close Encounter Of The Third Kind

I sat down on my couch and was about to listen to some music from my MP3 player when the doorbell rang. Cursing under my breath thinking it was probably a salesman of some sort I considered ignoring the person on the other side of my door.Something told me to answer though and I got up and opened the door.

 And there she stood in all her glory. The first I noticed were her eyes. They were the most spectacular shade of green. She is the only girl I know that can literally talk with her eyes, so very expressive. And her eyes asked if she could come in. I said, "Please come in," and she did.Standing only a few feet from her I was able to detect her scent. It was a fragrance only worthy of the gods.

 She was wearing a short pleated gray plaid skirt short enough to reveal her long slender legs, quite contrarian to her petite 4'-11" frame. A white blouse and ankle length boots completed the ensemble.

 We sat on the couch and I asked if she would like something cold to drink. She replied, "Pepsi please." I poured an ice cold can of Pepsi into a glass and gave it to her. She took a few sips and placed the glass on my coffee table having the courtesy to place the glass on a magazine so the condensation wouldn't harm my table. She noticed that it was a conservative publication. She said that she figured that I was more of a subscriber to a Playboy type magazine. I told her that I wasn't interested in Playboy type magazines since she was the only girl I was truly interested in. She asked if I was being superficial and I told her that there was a lot more to her than her extreme cuteness such as her charismatic personality, her cool mannerisms, her talent, her intelligence, her off beat sense of humor and I asked if I should continue. She smiled and said that's enough for now.

 She took a few more sips of Pepsi, set the glass down and placed her arms around my neck and swung herself onto my lap, her short skirt giving me a quick flash of her aqua and white striped pure cotton panties. She opened her mouth and pressed her lips against mine and I could feel her warm Pepsi tainted saliva enter my mouth. 

 She got off my lap and with her delicate hand took my hand and we set off to my bedroom.

        TO BE CONTINUED
 >>/5110/
I'm on the edge of my seat.  only you have the thread and needle to weave words so masterfully as to breathe life into such a poignant fantasy.  if I was a woman I fear I may be caught in your alluring web.
 >>/5110/
    

   A Close Encounter Of The Third Kind (continuing)

She kicked off her boots and unbuttoned her blouse revealing a white bra that I estimated housed a pair of small pert perfect breasts somewhere between an A and B size. She removed the bra and I was rewarded with the sight of the most perfect pert little breasts with the most perfect pink little nipples.

 She removed my T shirt and began kissing my chest and stomach moaning as she did. She then removed her skirt exposing those aqua and white striped cotton panties revealing to my distinct pleasure a perfect camel toe which alerted me to things to come. She removed my pants and boxer briefs revealing my extreme excitement which she gently stroked. She removed her panties and set herself on the bed laying on her back. I knelt over her and began kissing every square inch of her petite body as moaning sounds emanated from between her lips. I turned her over on her flat little tummy and was rewarded with the site of the tightest most perfect little butt I had ever seen. I began kissing that butt and my olfactory glands were rewarded with a slight and barely perceptible aroma of musk which only tended to increase my excitement.

 I rolled her onto her back again and began to pleasure her clitoris and slowly moved to her vagina. I entered a finger into her womanhood and couldn't help but notice how wet she had become. Her vulva and surrounding area was nicely shaved with just a hint of a landing strip which she coyly referred to as her happy trail. Our eyes locked and we knew we were ready. I reached for a condom which she slapped out of my hand with great trepidation saying that we should throw caution to the wind. I agreed. I slowly entered passing her vaginal vestibule and entered her quite snug vagina. We began to rock and roll our movements becoming in sync and not wanting this moment to end but it was all for naught. Within a minute we both achieved orgasm  simultaneously both our orgasms becoming one. After a period of heavy breathing we both collapsed and cuddled. She fell asleep as I admired her beauty. She looked so sweet and innocent and pure as she slept in the arms of Morpheus. I too soon fell asleep. We both awoke at the same time and gently kissed each other on the lips. I asked if she was hungry and she said, "Yes, lets order a sausage pizza my treat." and gave me a wink and her patented smile that only she is capable of.

                     The End
 >>/5129/
That's a good point, something I'd like to see. There's a program that Hollywood uses for some movies, Forrest Gump to name one in which Forrest is inserted in the same scenes  with former president Johnson and it looks so realistic. If someone here could do similar using Ashley vids the possibilities would be endless and would be like having new Ashley videos,
 >>/5127/
wow, that must've taken some time to do all of those frames individually.
rosefags would be glad to have half our autism/dedication
 >>/5129/
I wanted to add music to it, but at only 6 seconds I couldn't find anything suitable for it.

 >>/5131/
Nah, it was pretty easy. i used VLC to take screencaps like every 3/4 of a second or whatever, of that moment of the video, then just used cutoutpros cartoon selfie filter on each screencap. From there just load each screencap in my video editor one by one and make sure each screencap is in order and the same duration.
There are 37 individual screencaps, but I'm lazy and didnt bother cleaning up/adjusting any of them so yeah, it could have been very SLIGHTLY better...
 >>/5132/
I don't think you need to touch it up when it's an animation, no one will see the slight errors
but you could hypothetically do another one with multiple frames per second, just food for thought

 >>/5133/
that's a fine looking young lesbian

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