Hey, going to be posting some upscaled images in this thread.
I'm using https://www.cutout.pro/photo-enhancer-sharpener-upscaler which uses a credit/payment system per image and so I have paid for a limited amount of credits, so I can only post a certain amount of images each month.
Also shoutout to the Rosebud/Rose discord for letting me know about cutpro!
well this website hate me and i none of my images in an OP seem to work so...
Yes i am, so posting one by one
3/3 for now...
cutout seems to do better than remini. thanks for high rez ash, anon.
Thanks, the larger the pic the more of her to love.
these look pretty good.
are you the same guy from the discord? I wonder if this software would do a better job on that little tiny pic uncut posted a couple weeks ago.
also slouchy or I could clean it up in photoshop if it's sort of close
she's got such a unique eye color. they're like emeralds in amber.
We still don't know the color of her brown eye. Apparently she said she won't bleach because it's white enough whatever that means?
yellow light can trick you especially on digital cameras, the yellow of most lightbulbs or direct sunlight will make green appear hazel or light brown. even my eyes look grey or brownish in pictures, and they're actually blue.
you have to catch someone's eyes in white light to know the real color.
no worries, glad to share them
yeah they are one of her best features
hah good one!
Here are a couple more
I tried it with cutoutpro but the result were pretty awful. Someone used Remni on it and that had much better results, so I used that as a base to build on and made some edits like new eyes, cheek and lip coloured and a slight shadow along the nose to make the edge of it more distinct
nice screengrab, made a quick one from it but with a slight tweak to the lighting/colour
try this one
valiant effort man, you have to basically draw it to upscale a tiny picture that much
this one actually turned out amazing, you can't even tell it's edited. I think I've seen better examples as well, that was just one that I found quickly, I will post if I find another
> implying ashley would ever fall for the smartphone meme
Fake news DELET NAO
If you have a smartphone, do the right thing and smash that shit with a hammer.
you're absolutely right. but for some reason I have this feeling I've seen Ashley with a smartphone before other than in that picture...
Ashley has had a smartphone even before she had her 15 minutes of interneet fame. I was told these were taken from her old facebook which is now delet. Expecting a girl not to have a smartphone and take selfies is like expecting men not to rape. How the fuck did you all think she took pp? A hidden nature photographer?
I was joking autist, I assume he was as well. the phone is visible in like a quarter of her videos.
It's hard to tell when someone is joking or actually retarded here.
> try this one
I will get around to it, I want to do most of the pics.
a few more
when was the red hair? was that after she deleted the youtube?
I think so
as you requested but dont think it turned out that great unfortunately, she looks like she is half blinking
How can it not be porn if I'm jerking off to it?
oh man they came out bright green in this one
oh man her face got fucked up in this one
maybe I'll try and fix it later
post the original. i don't have this one for some reason?
latest batch turned out alright
Again, thanks for the work you put in for these photos.
Not many girls could look so flawless as the Ash under the scrutiny of a high resolution closeup.
I've always liked this pic. I imagine body slamming Ash on the bed and pinning her as she looks up at me like this.
For your own personal safety pay particular attention to
are you sure you possess the strength for such a feat?
dude, just look at these guns!
Yea, definitely a girl not to be trifled with. Engage her at your own risk.
I don't know man she looked kind of athletic in that one tiny pic Uncut or someone impersonating him posted a couple weeks ago, maybe she became a musclegirl.
still doesn't look quite right to me but this is about the best I can do
lmao she looks like a gook
...so I succeeded?
updating this one as its a little pale
the face paint got a little too sharpened but whatever
So, how many guitars does she have?
there is atleast pic related
a sunburst guitar with like 2 humbucker pickups(?)
and bass guitar
and also a drumkit
she had another electric? where did you see it?
I also didn't realize there were two acoustics
pic related on the left is the 2nd acoustic
and on the right is the other electric. She never uses it on any videos and I have no idea what brand it is though
ah you know what, that's a bass I think. idk the brand either though, I don't know basses as well.
and yeah you're right there was a black one and a tan one. like most couples in modern movies.
uggggggg damn her for blessing us with her smile and then taking it away
She sure does have a captivating and enthralling smile. I for one always enjoyed her cute little smirk too.
ran out of credits, so its about a week till my subscription resets and I get 100 more.
Santa's face got fucked up
wow this one is seamless
Most of the ones left are either turning out completely shit or need adjustments. So posts here are going to be a lot slower.
> hey do you like My Chemical Romance and Bullet For My Valentine?
> yeah! how did you know??
tbf, outside of their last album, my chemical romance was a pretty solid band
yeah, they were another band like a7x that had a following before they became really big and the normies that shop at hot topic ruined it with their cringe emo attention whoring
they're both ok, but I am glad the scene hair thing is gone forever
ngl i think the scene girl look can be hot. it's a lot better that what we have currently. a majority of young college girls are atrocious looking.
it is less bad than other things I guess
Here's an atrocious looking lesbian college "girl".https://youtube.com/watch?v=wDYNVH0U3cs
It's better than this. I have a weakness for scene girls with blue hair.
Here's another atrocity.
The first time I watched this, I wasn't sure if it was a mtf or ftm. I mean, an actual dude going into a gynecologists office to get birth control is probably an actual thing in clown world now. I mean, there are mtf who stick tampons in their butt like they did on Southpark. https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/sen5qv/south-park-death-by-tampon
My former roommate was a dyke that looks like the girl screaming in your video who dated an ftm that looks like the girl in my video. They were fucking nuts. Trump lived in their head rent free for real. She told me that Trump plans to cage all women and force them to become breeders on a stud farm where they would be raped and forced to have babies for the patriarchy. I'm not making this up. I laughed but then she became angry and started yelling. It wasn't my decision to let this person move in.
I think it's a woman. a fair number of FtM manage to pass I think, usually on account of being fugly, but not vice versa as we all know https://youtu.be/JASUsVY5YJ8?t=197
> an actual dude going into a gynecologists office to get birth control is probably an actual thing in clown world now
I was gonna say Jessica Yaniv, but nvm that was a waxing place. I'm sure it's happening though.
I use to give FTM credit. They didn't seem as crazy as the obvious crossdressers who get offended by a prostate exam. Gotta get that TikTok content, though.
they're a little different. the MtF outnumber FtM considerably, and I think for them it's more sexual fetishization and going too far down the porn funnel. for the women it's mostly wanting to be part of the social movement and receive attention.
> crying and thinking about sausage pizza
> Oh anon you brought me some sausage pizza?!?
> its not sausage pizza, but hot dogs are hot dog!!!
> Im full now, come rub my full belly anon
...who is this and does she have any porn of herself out there???
budai? he just does lewds.
buddha? yeah sort of, it's considered "artistic" though
theres none of her but she has plenty of porn featuring other people
I just noticed the AI decided the necklace chain is going to be hair...
plus the the faint line across the right nostril.
Going to fix this one later
this one's especially adorable. a little lens blur and you wouldn't even know it's upscaled.
Imagine laying there with her. Looking into her eyes. Slipping your hand under that shirt. Hnng.
none of that now
gonna lewd ashley 24/7 and there's not a gosh darn thing you can do to stop me
...and rubbing her belly as your future manlet son Derrick grows within her and she say "God, I hate that abortion is now illegal and I have to live with this parasite growing within me. "Ashley, you only have a few more months handcuffed to the rails of this hospital bed. Then you can go beat your self with a hammer and fall down the stairs all you want the judge said, babe."
She's so pretty. I just want to come home late one evening and crawl into bed with her. Wake her up with some smooches while whispering in her ear and she says, "Not tonight, you're drunk." Then I wrestle her out of the covers on the bed and she screams to stop. "You're my waif and you're gonna do as I say!" So I pick her up over my shoulder and take her into the living room and beat her all night at Smash Bros. while she cries abut it.
You sick piece of shit, I bet you main Kirby.
I'll crush you both. I'll crush all of you on a team against me.
Kirby can swallow a load of cum
Better loosen up because we're gonna run a train on that ass. You'll be going down faster than Michael Jackson on Macaulay Culkin.
I want Ashley to dance to this beautiful song
will she ever come back bros?
HE WAS INNOCENT
a timeless classic
Credit Cards With High Balance
Driver License and SSN Scan
Fake Spoof Email Sender
The Secret Hidden Group Society
Six Secret Society (Legit)
Cards Vbv and Non Vbv
The Dark Web Legit Youtube Lottery
Can you find Ashley?
Are there no free upscalers out there? It seems like something that's fairly easy to create on your own, all you should need are high res pictures of girls' faces.
dude, no, that is not easy to do
God, she's so ugly and retarded. I hate her so much. That Ashton fella, on the other hand...
woah, it turned that cheap abstract art into an avant garde masterpiece
you didn't know ashley was into jackson polack?
I prefer the real Ashley
Este es Mila, no es Ashley. Pero ella es mi novia y es 4'11" tambien.
Este es Kaleigh, no es Taylor. Pero ella es mi novia y es 4'11" tambien.
?Quien es Taylor?
whatr all you mexicans doin here
La nueva hija de Mary reemplazará a Ashley
i'm here to marry ashley and take her back to juárez
Nadie poder recolocar Kaleigh bonita, nadie.
Ashley detesta usted. Vete a casa, beaner.
Escuchen espaldas mojadas, el único que va a poner su carne en su taco soy yo. A Ashley le gusto. Ella lo dijo aquí mismo.
siempre supe que eras cubano
yeah right you just want a green card
Si yo fuera cubano, habría golpeado al padre de Ashley y me habría casado con ella en 2014.
pero el te dio una paliza hace unos dias
Si la montana no viene a Mahoma, Mahoma va a la montana
y explota la montaña
I would chow down on Ashley's churri, no questions asked.
?Ashley regresara en dos meses? ?Quien sabe si ella lo hara?
Y amo su voz chirriante, pequeno
dijo que "unos meses" >>/3967/
a lo mejor primero tiene que comprar todas sus armas
Guao, que es tan aterrador.
la proclama de ashley será en su mayoría errores tipográficos
Pero pensaba Ashley es perfecta. Que lastima.
there weren't any typos dumb ESL
Ashley está embarazada. Nuestro pequeño Pepito. Ella regresará en unos meses cuando él haya terminado con sus ordeñadores.
Google Translate is shit btw. When I run the Spanish translations back through to see if they are correct, they are a little off.
It's almost like technology is a meme and we're never going to get into the future we were promised with flying cars and ai war that murders billions of human waste.
are you paying a mexican to write those for you?
No, but I should because clearly I can't trust a trillion dollar company to get it right.
google translate did that? well it must be slightly better than it used to be
Mexicans in her walls...
Mexicans under her bed...
Mexicans in this thread.
Is there a full version of this?
here you go
> I have become Ashoth, destroyer of worlds
> all shall turn to Ash
Wtf is wrong with you?! Don't be posting Old Gods here, man!
Mexico is in her blood
Mexico is on her shirt
She's a spicy mamacita
Mexicans under my bed
Mexicans in my mind
I always feel like Mexicans are watching me
woah I don't think I've seen this
wait nvm I have
it's been a while since I marathoned all the videos
It sucks TLC canceled Barry and Linda after just a few episodes. Though I cant blame them after.. ya know... the incident...
I noticed that ash's eyes look weird in this picture. If you look close you can see it.
It's just her inner self breaking free. Good videography.
On a different note, someone spied this delivered to her former home. Hope it means she's moving back in to make videos, target rich for sure.
That would be hilarious is Ashley somehow ended up back at her old house
this is an artistic work for the ages. the viewer is sucked in immediately by the contrasting colors, then notices something is off about the edges of the vending machine. why, this vending machine isn't truly located in this house. but why did they just cut it out in a square instead of masking the edges? were they just too lazy? fool. you've overlooked the very intention of the artist. they surely could've made you think this pepsi themed pop machine was really in this wood paneled bedroom, but they didn't want you to wonder why a carbonated sugar water machine was in a suburban bedroom, they wanted you to think about the MEANING of the pepsi in the bedroom. perhaps the artist himself doesn't even know what that is. after all, an artist's purpose is to ask questions and not necessarily to give answers.
> pepsi themed pop machine
As the Ash once said and quite vehemently I might add, "It's not pop, it's soda".
btw you can actually sort of do simple masking in ms paint, just color the part you don't want pure white and then check "transparent selection" in the select tool options
my god Seabee, I think you're right... wait a second, is that...
Wow, you're too cool for school, heh, heh. Nice job.
Thank you for agreeing to hear my pitch, Mr. Katzenberg. Much like your successful platform Quibi, I will only need a "byte" of your time to convince you that this project has legs. (pause for laughter) Anyway... picture if you will a puckish apple-cheeked cherub named Ashton. He's a young wiener of a lad who though well-intentioned often finds himself in a bit of a pickle, a bit of a sticky wicket if you will. The series will follow him after a move as he ventures door to door in the new neighborhood introducing himself as a registered sex offender. It'll be animated of course - for the kids - and each episode will revolve around our hero running up against some closed minded bigots before winning them over. Only - and get this - he will always make a pear of things in the end by trying to molest someone in the household. Thus setting up the next installment. It'll be either a child or a pet or a elderly person depending on the context. I'm thinking Adam Sandler as star with the rest of the cast filled out accordingly with lesser (actors.
Have NFT's completely stopped being a thing? Because otherwise this could run into more of money than a sheeny jizzing into a cash register.
the first one is disturbing because of the clear semblance to the original pic but actually looking like a passable pixar character
Why does she look like a hapa?
Looking forward to more Pixar r34 on Pornhub. Aunt Cass and Mrs. Incredible just don't do it for me anymore. A child, a pet or an elderly person you say? Can't wait to watch Ashton decide who to rape from Up. I like to imagine Ashton as the guy molesting Jessie in front of the other toys and they have to console her when he's done but can't clean her off as it would arouse too much suspicion.
Your shitposts are so eloquently written. I will have to level up my shitposting skill some more to be at your level.
If Sandler is too busy whoring himself out to Netflix, might I suggest John Turturro. He has experience playing a character that has to go door to door in the new neighborhood introducing himself as a registered sex offender.
had to replace the top right corner of her head and I think i did a decent job of it.
you did, I can't tell even when looking for it
the AI decided Ron will be a lesbian grandma in HD
Wife material. I just want to open jars and get things from the high cabinets for her. I hope she's not a feminist. That would ruin the fantasy.
I always liked this vid. I get a kick how she tries to suppress a chuckle when Ron's head slips a bit. Then she gives that long stare.
No, I don't think she's a feminist. I think I figured out why we have this unbridled attraction for her. Simply put, she has the Kavorka.
that's kind of like one of those cartoon scenes
Then what happens when two people with the kavorka hook up? Because this is already a joke in my circle of friends about me. I actually have the kavorka from seinfeld fr fr no cap
I think this enhancer tool must be an AI that's been fed lots of pictures and uses them to guess at what it should've looked like, so the really low res ones get more chaotic and look like chunks of random people thrown together
oh there you are, I thought you got yourself eaten by an alligator or something
Coincidentally I thought of that very scenario. When two people meet that are blessed or cursed if you will with the Kavorka it would be as if worlds collide and the event would transcend into nothing less than the force of 1000 suns. Be careful. Anon, be extremely careful. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life get an ugly woman to be your wife. (ugly women as a rule aren't blessed or cursed if you will with the Kavorka)
listen here private, no 1000 suns is gonna keep me and my wife apart. the moment she senses the aura of my presence she'll start howling like a female wolf in heat. that's what ashley and me are, two lone wolves out surviving in the tundra of normies. and she'll see me and her long dormant reproductive instincts will rekindle, and she'll beg for my alpha genetic code, and i'll say not until you apologize for saying i'm boring and annoying, and she'll start crying and i'll pretend to be mad even though it never really bothered me. I know she was just kidding anyway, she actually really likes me. girls call you names and stuff when they actually like you it happens to me all the time. anyway about the kavorka, when i meet ashley it'll like two ICBMs colliding, it'll be like the cold war except hot. i'm russia's nukes and she's the US's. the whole world will shake from the shock of our impact, and fire and destruction will surround us. what do we care though, the world never did anything for us, we're just two lone wolves and they're a bunch of montana farmers trying to drive us to extinction.
Two points regarding your post:
Don't call me private. When my 4 year enlistment ended I was a petty officer 2nd class. That's an E5 equal to a sergeant in the Marines.
Seriously though, your remark about Montana farmers driving wolves to extinction reminded me of a tv program I saw some time ago. It was showing that bitch Sarah Palin (and I rarely speak ill of conservatives) flying in a chopper shooting wolves and laughing her ass off. Man I was so wishing that chopper to crash.
> long dormant reproductive instincts
Oh, I know what the ladies like.
> Get an ugly girl to marry you
I'm not settling for a 7
I want an 11
I don't care if marrying Ashley kills me
As long as I'm her kavorka
She can be my Kevorkian
> I want an 11
are YOU an 11?
My charisma is
prove it, record a video of yourself hitting on chicks
That's assault, brotha! I'm not just gonna give away my smooth moves for free, ex-lax. You'll just have to purchase my shitty ebook for $19.95 + shipping & handling
"Ashley please make a new video, I'll do anything. I'll kill myself if you don't make a new video"
Genrih can you do anything right
anything, if itll bring Ashley back
change fill to solid color
how do i use things
Are you dapper dna?
Ashton can fill you with a solid
It's the avatar, Wang the cum bender
Yea I'm a big tuper
umm, sooooo anyways here is some m-m-ore upscaled pics y-y-you guys...
also, dapperdan pls let us know you are ok (seriously)
blessed by lord satan
soon he's gonna have to start selling his novels for food
чё у всех экзы сегодня?
все кидают чето результаты
Ashley please make a new video,
I'll do anything.
I'll kill myself
if you don't make a new video
ah, snap, alien writing. beep boop bop. take me to yuor leader.