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Stop it, Taylor! Stop trying to get my simp juice! I'm not Mary.  I, uh... I do not avoid women, Taylor. But I... I do deny them my essence.
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Taylor and I are just friends but she can borrow some essence as long as she doesn't put it in a jar with a MLP figurine
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Anon is just jelly me and Ms Jones got a thing going on. With her expertise in animal husbandry and my expertise in being her husband, we're gonna start a stud farm. Ashley has her license and she's ready to breed
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I'm dedicated to commitment and changing myself. I can't help that my juice is worth the squeeze
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I'm gonna get struck and partially by a Walmart truck driven by an overworked driver and then I'll be able to finance Ashley's sitcom pilot "Uncle Steve's Tickle Game." Television's own Amanda Bearse will play Grandma Jones.
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Ash doesn't want your money neckbeard.  but I on the other hand have spent years saving up enough GBP for my mom to fund her full hollywood motion picture: "The Queen of the Incels", featuring Ron Paul playing himself (they insist we shoehorn a love interest into the story)

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