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a goddess in a white castle and emerald hall
an elegant figure beside her loyal knight
she may be short but her presence is tall
she radiates like a jewel in the moonlight 

her enemies stalk in misery and hate
in slums and dark filthy corridors
failure and death shall be their fate
captured by knights and driven like whores
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But soft what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east and Ashley is the sun
Arise fair sun and slay the envious moon
Who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou her maid art far more fair than she
Be not her maid since she is envious
Her vestal livery is but sick and green
And none but fools do wear it
Cast it off
It is my lady. Oh, it is my love
Oh that she knew she were
See how she leans her cheek upon her hand
Oh that I were a glove upon that hand
That I might touch that cheek
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 >>/631/
Lucky is her gloves and lucky is her necklace
To feel her warmth and to rest blissfully on her chest
She is a beauty that leaves you breathless 
In awe of what you see you are forever obsessed
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 >>/632/
Thou art the poet laureate of Endchan far exceeding the likes of Simon Armitage. I only wish that if the Ash per chance gazes upon this board occasionally that she will come to realize how much we appreciated her.
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 >>/633/
the poet of Endchan is a name I wear with pride, especially that it came from the teacher who inspired me to write poetry to Ashley, Simon Armitage is a novice compared to you.
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When I have plucked the rose
Longing still, for that which longer nurseth the disease
In faith, I do not love thee
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
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 >>/636/
Deceive me not my heart
For I am drained and weary
I am tired of hoping and waiting
The nights, well, they have gone a bit dreary
Never will it happen that she will love me back
Be still my heart for it is time to fade to black
 >>/646/
what light from yonder window breaks
It is Ashley's dad and a shotgun
I'm not going to tell you again son Get off my lawn before I call the police
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 >>/650/
I get a kick (no pun intended) out of the side glances she does and her smirk and her faux tough guy kicks. She really looked like she was enjoying herself as much as I was watching her.
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 >>/651/
Derrick is a masterpiece and maybe her best character and act she ever did, its obvious she liked doing the character from the effort and fun she had with it, she even went outside in full character acting like an edgy boy.
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Bless me father for I have sinned.
It has been 10 years since my last confession.
I had numerous impure thoughts about Ashley.
 >>/652/
Yo, I went to school with Derick. Little dude was weird. They found recordings on his phone of softcore incest porn he had made where he pretended to be his own mom and would hug and kiss himself. We used to call him dick lick because someone claimed they saw him sucking off a dog behind the king soopers and he went nuts in class one day saying he was going to shoot up the school for squidward. He was tased after trying to karate kick our school resource officer and almost died of dehydration from the diarrhea. It was some funny shit. The kid that started the dick lick rumor was on the news and awarded for outing derick as a school shooter. I heard that derick was not allowed within one thousand feet of a school zone or a king soopers.
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 >>/661/
Derrick Da Beast is the only true warrior against them and their chemicals, they wanted to turn him straight, his mom wanted him to be straight, but he said no to authority and started wearing skirts and flowery shorts, a true individual.
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 >>/670/
Yeah, those were the days, I'm just glad I was around to be a part of it. I wish there was a way of knowing you're in the good old days before you actually leave them.
 >>/670/
thanks for uploading it
 >>/671/
that's so cool that you were a part of it. I'm glad that some from the golden Ash days are still here to bless me with more Ash lore and content.
 >>/670/
Can you imagine getting drunk with Ashley? A thimble full would knock her out. She would be all like, "I don't drink, alcohol is for degenerates." And you would be all like, "Just try some." Then Ashley would be strung out on the floor drunkenly remarking how soft the carpet is. So you help her up and lay her on her bed as she tries to wrestle with you saying "you could take advantage of me." Then you fall on her on the bed and you both begin laughing. You both stop as you longingly stare into one another's eyes. You stupidly go in for a kiss and her head falls back and she begins snoring loudly. You try to get up off the bed and leave but she rolls over on your arm. Morning comes and you open your eyes with Ashley staring at you from the other side of the bed. You suddenly realize you are naked. You look back over to Ashley and ask "did something happen, did we do it?" You get out of bed and use a the pillow to voer yourself. Ashley pushes herself up from the bed and smiles, "I didn't mind." You begin to look around the room, "where are my clothes, I have to go, I'm so sorry." Ashley says, "Calm down, everything is fine." You suddenly realize you have intense pain as you begin to move around the room with a limp. Ashley says that you should lay back down for a bit, you hurt yourself last night falling down the stairs on the way in. You think to yourself, I don't remember falling? The pain begins to get worse. Ashley says come on, "come lay back down in the bed with me." so you sit back on the edge of the bed and pull yourself back under the covers with Ashley. Ashley asks if you are alright. You say yeah. Ashley gives you a smooch and says, wait here, I'm going to go make us some breakfast. We're going to have breakfast in bed. You think to yourself, this must be a dream. Are Ashley and I now together? Anon online are going to believe this. They already don't believe that we're friends and think I have face blindness. Ashley pulls herself out the bed and slips into an oversized tshirt. You look over to catch a glimpse of her nude body and that's when you look down and see it. Absolute horror overtakes you. All the pieces suddenly fit. As Ashley turns revealing to you that she was wearing the largest strap on you have ever seen.  A big black floppy horse dick. Your butthole clenches and the pain overtakes your body. You suddenly can't think straight. She takes strap on off and wipes it down with a towel and places it on her dresser. Then she tosses the towel back at you, hitting you in the face. This is yours. She walks toward her bedroom door and then she looks back at you and smiles as she shuts the door saying "If you ever tried to leave me, I'd kill you." You hear the door lock.
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> She walks toward the bedroom door and then she looks back at you and smiles as she shuts the door......

 Not just any smile but her patented smirk of a smile that lets you know she means business and she is not to be trifled with. Oh the horror, the horror.

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