This is my Sheriff's department. Seriously I need to kill myself. I can't be around these people knowing I'm ruled by scum. Every last one of them is fat.

The pigly one to the left of the guy with "S.E.R.T." on his cap has to be the dumbest of them all. I've met him.

These people make me want to kill myself. I don't want to be ruled by scum.