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так никто не заставляет тебя сидеть долбоебикус. если бы ты реально хотел умереть как предполагается если постишь в этот ИТТ ты бы сейчас лежал, ты в курсе? 

обсосали и разжевали сто раз. повешение быстро и бболенезно если сделано правильно. газ убивает не менее круто. если постараться можно даже перегрызть вены, главно только вот попасть по лучевой артерии и лечь в ванною:

Attempt #1(approx. age 15/weight ~200lb ht: 6'3"): ~50 Xanax, ~50
klonopin, box of benadryl washed down with a bottle(approx 750ml) of
wine(12/15% alc) and 3/4 a bottle(approx 500ml) of kahlua(20% alc).
Effect: Slept for about 72 hours, woke up a ghostly white, with a dried
blood trickled down from my nostrils. Went to school the next day.

Attempt #2(approx. age 17/weight ~250 ht: 6'4"): Took aspirin, got
pissed drunk, anesthetized wrist to best of ability and opened up wrist.
Started with surface veins, completely severing. Then nicked radial
artery, and blood really began to flow. Lost nerve for second wrist,
but continued pumping my forearm so blood would keep squirting out until I passed out
Effect: Woke up the next day in huge pool of blood feeling absolutely
fine, except the huge gash in my arm and feeling a bit like Carrie at
the prom.

Attempt #3 Age 18/weight: 280/hght 6'5": Suspension hanging. The first
time I really and truly researched a method and everything down to a
science. I learned the ins and outs of the way the rope constricted the pressure need to constrict the carotid, jugular and spinal arteries, >I tested the rope and supports, and did many test runs to ensure the
accuracy of how quickly I would pass out.

Effect: Lost consciousness, burst vessels in my eyes, trashed around
for a bit, neighbors heard, kicked door down, cut me from the rope.
Spent a month in mental hospita

Attempt #4: Age 23/6'5" wt:350: Purchased Nitrous Oxide(N2O), DXM, and
plenty of Valium, and planned to go to a motel, rent a car, and do it
in peace. Had all the cash, and I have a clean credit line. Then when
I went to do it, my father, who has the same name as me screwed up my
credit, and got both our credit cards fucked up, and when I went to pay
for the car, I couldn't because the credit was fucked, and you have to
put down a large security deposit for both the hotel and the car rental
which my cash couldn't cover. On top of that, the valium I had ordered
3 weeks earlier hadn't arrived yet, and I wasn't gonna wait any longer for it.

Effect: Passed out before I knew it, but someone came home sooner than
they should have, and called the paramedics. Oxygen supplied to me for
hours, then off to the looney bin again. Ironically the valium I ordered came that very day, which atleast made my stay at the looney bin a whole lot easier.

напрашивается вопрос, а кто здесь тратит кислород впустую???