> your adorable sister Bonbi, whom you love so much, is wandering around outside with her phone, thinking about doing a tik tok and thinking of the attention she'll get
> you smack the phone out her fucking hand and tell her to go shovel the donkey shit
> in cosplay

> she comes back into the house as evening draws close
> she's all sweaty with stains ruining the cosplay under her pits
> she finds you lounging on the couch and coyly walks up to you
> with sudden quickness she grabs your head and locks it under her armpit, her scent overwhelming your senses 
> says "it's payback anon, you made me be all gross, now lick me clean"
This will never be my life.