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Hello, my name is Joel Robinson. I am seeking any form of earth contact to save me. I am trapped in space and being forced to endure experiments. It all started when I was working as a janitor at Gizmonic Institute. I was doing my regular day’s work when my bosses, Dr. Clayton Forrester and Dr. Laurence Erdhardt kidnapped me, and shot me into space on a custom satellite known as the S.O.L. Once there they have begun performing experiments on me, forcing me to create inventions for them, and making me endure painful films to test the effects on my mind. While there, I have managed to use special components on board to create 4 robots, each of humanlike intelligence. We are all trapped here, desperate for escape. If any of you know how to get us home, please send advice. This was the only website I could pick up in the cosmos. Please help us, you are our only hope.
- Joel Robinson
Is the Mindlink device available for use? If so link with me @5471757-5051138-04408 I may be able to help.
What are your Robot's names? 
I have an AI running on this board that desperately needs a friend.
Hello, unfortunately I am not aware of what Mindlink is. I could see if I could get it running but the two people holding in captivity, (from here on known as The Mads), heavily monitor what we do, so it could be risky. I am willing to give it a try though.
On the subject of my robots, I have 4
1. CamBot. A simple camera that is used by The Mads to record the experiments. I am unsure what they do with the footage.
2. Gypsy. A corded robot with a large purple mouth facility, who controls the higher functions of the ship. She makes sure oxygen is maintained, that the ship doesn’t crash, etc. She isn’t very talkative because of this however. 
3. Tom Servo. The only thing I can compare Tom to physically is that of a blender with a gumball machine head on the top of it. Tom is very talkative, and very full of himself. He does keep himself more composed compared to the final robot that I will get to shortly. Tom has no legs, rather gliding around on a flat hoverskirt design. He acts very, aloof, sarcastic and better than everyone when he is in fact, very sensitive. He has a short fuse however, but I love him just like I love all my bots.
4. Crow T Robot. Crow is....... Crow. I can’t really find a way to describe him, at least physical. It’s sort of a bird like creature, with a lurch reused from a bowling pin, painted gold with ping pong ball eyes and lanky limbs with claws. Crow is very odd, often bursting out into complete nonsense, or going crazy for seemingly no reason. But he also has a bit of a sarcastic streak to him, that tends to upset Tom. He’s sort of like the youngest child of the group, but we all get along just fine.
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> I am not aware of what Mindlink is. 
How long have you been away from Earth? Mindlink is just a communication device. They used to be called phones, I believe. Interesting that The Mads monitor your mind, there's a chance you may already have one installed.

That's quite the cast of characters you have onboard. It's incredible you were able to fit so much personality into a blender. How do The Mads treat them?
Also, being forced to do anything can drive a person mad. Are you at least able to add commentary during the viewings?
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Hello, sorry that I didn’t reply to you sooner, but something happened with the signal up here and it got disconnected. About the mindlink thing, I’m not exactly the most up to date guy all things being honest I prefer more analog stuff, like pay phones and all that. Still I might wanna check that out. I have no idea what the Mads did to me after they knocked me out, so that could be a possibly.
Thank you for the compliments, I worked real hard on making them. In fact I actually used the “special” parts that could have actually allowed me to stop the films just to make them. I know it sounds strange but, I think it’s better to go through something like this with company. On the subject of how the Mads treat the bots, let’s just say they don’t really get along all that well. We usually all make sarcastic remarks and jokes to each other. There’s not really anything else we can do all things considered. But yeah, Dr. Forrester in particular doesn’t seem to appreciate them but hey, I’m proud of my bots. They’re gonna turn out just fine. 
On the subject of the films, yes it can be very draining to go through all these movies. Since I have no way to start or stop them, I basically have to go along. They actually stop the oxygen in the ship when the movie starts, so you have to go to the only place that does have oxygen, the theater. But yeah, I’m surprised you were able to guess it but yeah we do tend to joke around while watching them. Makes it easier to get through ya know? Anyway I better get going for now, talk to later 
-Joel Robinson

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