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> not knowing Goemoon roons
It's a platformer/action game, for fuck's sake, not a novel.

 >>/80/
> It didn't caught my interested by the way it was described to me but if you say it's good we can try.

OKAY MOTHERFUCKER HOW ABOUT THIS? THESE ALIEN SHITS HAVE KIDNAPPED ALL YOUR NEIGHBORS AND YOU'RE THE ONLY DUDES BAD ENOUGH TO RESCUE THEM. AK-47'S? GRENADES? FUCK OFF - YOU'VE GOT A SUPER SOAKER LOADED WITH HOLY WATER! "BUT ANON", YOU SAY WHILE SHITTING YOURSELF AT THE PROSPECT OF TAKING ON AN ALIEN INVASION WHILE PACKING ONLY A SQUIRT GUN, "WHY DO I NEED HOLY WATER?" BECAUSE THESE ALIENS ARE IN LEAGUE WITH DRACULA HIMSELF! AND HE COMMANDS AND ARMY OF THE LIVING DEAD! ALSO FISHMEN FOR SOME REASON. FHTAGN, MOTHERFUCKER!

> Just be around on the time you appoint.
Fair enough, I dropped the ball last weekend.

> Metal Slug multiplayer bored me
SR is considerably faster-paced than Metal Slug. Not Contra, but still pretty fast. And I think better at pressing home the co-operation aspect in many ways.

> Secret of Mana
Just when I thought your sense of taste was entirely up shit creek, anon. I've never actually played it multi-player over the internets, so it might be a connectivity thing. But let's definitely try and get that one to work, because that game is fucking rad.

> Mystical Ninja's perspective
The overworld, semi-overhead stuff is still finnicky, but the platforming is much tighter and there are less instances of the level design bending you over a sushi conveyor belt.