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Timelines Change.
Wednesday May 1, 2024

2 TRUMP RALLIES TODAY

PRESS CONFERENCE: MTG AND REP. MASSIE HOLD PRESS CONFERENCE ON SPEAKER JOHNSON

The House Stands Adjourned Until May 1, 2024 at 10:00 AM EDT
The Senate Stands Adjourned Until May 1, 2024 at 10:00 AM EDT

Secretary Antony J. Blinken is on travel to Saudi Arabia, Jordan, and Israel from April 29-May 1, 2024.
Deputy Secretary Kurt M. Campbell is on travel to Nigeria, the United Kingdom, and France from April 29-May 3, 2024.
Under Secretary for Arms Control and International Security Bonnie D. Jenkins is on travel to New York from April 29-May 1, 2024.
Acting Under Secretary for Political Affairs John Bass is on travel to Qatar and Pakistan from April 26-May 1, 2024.
Assistant Secretary for Conflict Stabilization Operations Anne Witkowsky is on travel to Papua New Guinea and Australia from April 26-May 10.

President Joe Biden’s Itinerary for 5/1/24: Dunno
https://rollcall.com/factbase-calendar/
https://www.conservativedailynews.com/2024/05/president-joe-bidens-schedule-for-wednesday-may-1-2024/

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Daily Weather Map
National Centers for Environmental Prediction, Weather Prediction Center
https://www.wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/dailywxmap/

National Forecast Charts
National Centers for Environmental Prediction, Weather Prediction Center
https://www.wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/national_forecast/natfcst.php?Day=1

NOAA Tide Predictions - Washington DC
Center for Operational Oceanographic Products and Services, National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration
https://tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/tide_predictions.html?gid=1396

NOAA Observed Water Levels - Station 8594900 Washington DC
Center for Operational Oceanographic Products and Services, National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration
https://tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/stationhome.html?id=8594900&units=standard
https://tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/stationhome.html?id=8594900&units=standard#obs

Forecast Discussion
U.S. Dept. of Commerce, NOAA, Space Weather Prediction Center
https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/products/forecast-discussion

...There Is an Enhanced Risk of Severe Thunderstorms Across Parts of West and Central Texas Northward Into Western oklahoma...the Eastern Texas Panhandle and South-Central Kansas... - Day 1 Convective Outlook
NWS Storm Prediction Center Norman OK
https://www.spc.noaa.gov/products/outlook/day1otlk.html

FAA Daily Air Traffic Report
https://www.faa.gov/newsroom/faa-daily-air-traffic-report

FAA National Airspace System Status
https://nasstatus.faa.gov/

A.F. Branco - Team OBiden
https://comicallyincorrect.com/a-f-branco-cartoon-team-obiden/

Bob Gorrell - Very Fine People
http://www.gorrellart.com/cartoon/very-fine-people/

Clown World @ClownWorld_ - Meme time!
https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1785382687420866586

Doug TenNapel (blue check implied) @DougTenNapel - Howard Stern has been reduced to this and now I’m finally laughing at him.
https://twitter.com/DougTenNapel/status/1785464459483394497

End Wokeness @EndWokeness - The family of fallen Chicago Police Officer Luis Huesca told Mayor Brandon Johnson he is not welcome at the funeral.
https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1785648725538345037

George Alexopoulos @GPrime85 - Kindercollege
https://twitter.com/GPrime85/status/1785632075967582347

Mark Parisi - In Memorium
https://www.offthemark.com/DailyCartoon?prod_id=12802

RazörFist @RAZ0RFIST - Whatever the graphic designer was paid... it was entirely too much.
https://twitter.com/RAZ0RFIST/status/1785639214316769513

Ripley's Believe It or Not! - Daily Cartoon
https://www.theepochtimes.com/epochfun/ripleys-believe-it-or-not-epoch-comics-5108164

Skscartoon @skscartoon - Called It
https://twitter.com/skscartoon/status/1785650536433570248

Stonetoss Comics @stone_toss - Ancient Future
https://twitter.com/stone_toss/status/1785308129804403117

Tatsuya Ishida @TatsuyaIshida9 - White People 3
https://tatsuyaishida.substack.com/p/2024-05-01
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