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"I had a lovely patient one night in the Intensive Care Unit. He had been shot in the left ear by his son-in-law who was using a 22 caliber pistol. It seems Grandpa was too busy raping his preteen granddaughter to notice his son-in-law had entered the room. Imagine his surprise when, during the act, his son-in-law placed the pistol in Grandpa’s ear and pulled the trigger with no warning.
Incredibly, the bullet entered the left ear and tracked around the spinal cord, becoming lodged in the right side of the internal skull. It was thought that there was no spinal damage and no brain damage. However, he was sent to ICU for overnight monitoring."