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I was a cop back when I thought that was actually a way to help people. Protip: it aint. Regardless, I'm sure you're familiar with the stereotypical gun malfunction dreams, right?
> 1,000lb trigger pull
> Bullets made of kisses instead of lead
> Bullets move at 2fps
> etc
Well, my personal flavor of that was always a handcuff malfunction. 
> Fighting perp
> Wrestle cuffs onto one wrist
> Go for the other
> First wrist is free now
or some variation on that. Pic not really related, never had a rem of someone hulking out of them.