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We yu tel mi, likl uman? Mi know yuh, mi graduate at di top a mi Navy SEAL class, go pan several covert missions wid Al-Qaeda, an mi have ova 300 confirmed kills.

Mi get train inna guerrilla warfare an mi a di top sniper inna di entire US armed forces. Unu a no notn tu mi. Mi ago eliminate yuh wid precision, di likes a weh yuh neva si before inna dis ya worl, mark mi words.

Yuh tink yuh can get weh wid telling mi dis nonsense online? Tingk agen, yuh lunatic. As wi a talk, di secret network a US spies. Mi a call an yuh IP a get trace now so get ready fi di storm, yuh likkle bugger. Di storm ago wipe out dat deh pitiful likkle ting weh yuh call yuh life. Yuh dead, lunatic. Mi can kill yuh anyweh, anytime, fram ova seven hundred paces away, an dat too wid mi bare hands.

Not only mi extensively trained inna unarmed combat, but mi have access to di entire arsenal a di United States Marine Corps an mi ago use it to di fullest fi wipe yuh bad stuff off dis continent, yuh likkle sly one. If yuh did know seh dat likkle "sly" statement deh did a go exact some kinda unholy revenge pan yuh, yuh shuda did hold yuh tongue.

Bot yu kyaahn, yu kyaahn, yu a go pie fi it nou, yu fuul. Mi a-go dischrak yu wid aal a di rage an yu a-go draun iina it.

Yuh a dead, pikni.