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☠ #16 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | The Death Of President Edward Teach ☠


X MARKS THE SPOT!!!


CaptainBlackbeard Radio New Episode!
Released: World Monkey Day, Feb 14th
#16: The Death Of President Edward Teach


The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground, CaptainBlackbeard Radio triumphantly returns for the highly anticipated sixteenth episode!!! The rumors of our death, were greatly exaggerated.


What would ye do, if ye were President of the United States? 


What would ye do, if an ultimately powerful head of a global cocaine cartel wanted ye dead?


We are so excited to finally bring ye this broadcast, as this story has been a shadow never leaving us for the last several months, desperately wanting to get made. This is a story of love and betrayal. Extreme violence. Corruption. Mass Chaos. And Big Dick Energy! Cocaine Cartels! Chainsawing One's Enemies. All circling around the President of the United States!


The only two things a pirate will run for is money and public office...


This episode is the conclusion of the two part story began in episode fifteen, with CaptainBlackbeard becoming President of the United States but is also an epic stand alone episode with one of the most wild stories we've ever written. This is the most pure episode we've ever released, with some of the most fun characters we've ever created. We would sincerely like to thank Kingdom Market, for finally bringing this story to reality.


This episode is an action packed, humor filled, high energy, life changing, psychedelic, audio thrill ride unlike anything ye have ever experienced before! Ye shall also receive interweaving stories and the best soundtrack designed to be the biggest bang for yer entertainment buck in cyberspace, on the information superway and across the Dark Seas! 


MUSIC FROM:


Richard Cheese
Tyler The Creator
The Jesus Lizard
Halsey
Stellius
Death In Vegas
Dead Kennedys
Franz Ferdinand
Paul Parrish
Asha Puthli
Giorgio Moroder
Eric Clapton
Reg Guest Syndicate
Paul Engermann
Ultimate Spinach
Talking Heads
Zeke
Massive Attack
Mozart


GUEST STARS:

Hillary Clinton
Huma Abedin
Bill Clinton
Joe Pesci
Morgan Freeman
Bill Gates
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
Dr. Phil McGraw


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Mates, we would sincerely like to thank Kingdom Market for helping to get this broadcast out. Versus was the best professional experience, with the best people, we have ever been a part of. It took quite some time to find another project we felt comfortable with. However, after much research and several conversations, we are very happy to bring ye Kingdom Market and endorse them. From the first day of CaptainBlackbeard's existence on the Dark Seas, we have never cared about being the biggest but always wanted to be the best. And we believe Kingdom Market, top to bottom, exudes that same philosophy. Please visit and thank Kingdom Market, for supporting CaptainBlackbeard Radio.


Ye can find Kingdom Market, by directing yer TOR Browser to. Tor.Fish. Yer guide to the Dark Seas, Tor.Fish.