00:00 - Intro 02:13 - Jack Rhysider Explains DNMs and How To Use Them 03:16 - CB Radio Sponsors 04:57 - CBRadio Movie Preview 07:26 - THX Bass Test 07:59 - CB Radio Opening 08:57 - Network "I'm Going To Shoot Myself On This Program" 10:57 - First Segment "Hey There" 12:25 - Lucky Kleinschmidt & The Heartbreakers "Runnin' Down A Dream" 16:45 - Second Segment 18:11 - Versus Commercial "Metallica Versus" 21:05 - Network "I Ran Out OF Bullshit" 22:41 - Henry Gibson For The Dead 23:35 - Third Segment "Filthy Goes To A Funeral For Aurora Market" 24:55 - The Mind Spiders "You Are Dead" 26:55 - Speak Out 1 27:55 - Yuri Jackhoff, Dark Net Vendor & Hallucination Market Administrator 30:25 - Fourth Segment "CaptainBlackbeard's 2021 Cruise To Glacier Bay Alaska" 32:42 - Local H "All The Kids Are Right" 36:29 - Bill Gates Calls CaptainBlackbeard Radio 40:00 - Network "A Voice Spoke To Me In The Night" 41:58 - What Is Love? 43:56 - Fifth Segment "The Lockdowns Finally End For Filthy Fingers" 46:37 - Nine Inch Nails "Every Day Is Exactly The Same" 51:08 - Speak Out 2 51:56 - The 96th Annual Detroit Marathon 53:05 - National Public Radio 55:15 - Doc Ellis & The LSD No Hitter 59:40 - Sixth Segment "Filthy Fingers Drops National Public Radio's Brown LSD" 01:05:00 - Trifle "New Religion" 01:11:06 - CaptainBlackbeard Radio Half-Time Quiz Part 1 01:12:07 - Network "I Am Mad As Hell" 01:16:57 - CB Radio Half-Time Quiz Part 2 01:18:00 - Seventh Segment "Filthy Gets Acquinated With Himself And His Neighbors" 01:20:18 - Bobby Comstock "Right Hand Man" 01:22:17 - The Following Statement Was Written By An Angry Dwarf 01:25:15 - Senator John Rube Boob 01:32:58 - Reverend Horton Heat "I'm Mad" 01:36:05 - Mark Zuckerberg Calls CaptainBlackbeard Radio 01:39:31 - Parker Brothers Scot-Free Commercial 01:40:40 - Network "The Tube Speech" 01:45:43 - Eighth Segment "Filthy Discovers Tele-Evanglism" 01:46:55 - Genesis "Jesus He Knows Me" 01:50:59 - Speak Out 3 01:52:15 - Amazon Package Thief Hunting 01:55:41 - Ninth Segment "Filthy Turns His Money Into Holy Water" 01:57:22 - Stonefield "Eyes" 02:02:00 - How To Not Get You Ass Kicked By The Police 02:05:38 - Versus Commercial "Tequilla" 02:05:59 - Network "America Is Being Bought By Its Enemies" Speech 02:11:00 - Tenth Segment "Filthy Meets Jesus" 02:13:25 - Jimi Hendrix "Are You Experienced" 02:17:32 - Rachel In Rehab 02:20:40 - Speak Out 4 02:21:11 - Eleventh Segment "Filthy Turns His Holy Water Into COVID-19 Vaccine" 02:24:20 - Del Shannon "Move It On Over" 02:27:11 - What Is Love? "Greta Thunberg" 02:29:46 - Network "You Have Meddled With The Forces Of Nature" 02:38:31 - Twelfth Segment "Filthy Discovers Himself" 02:40:10 - Bugs Bunny "Money" 02:42:40 - Kamala Harris Calls CaptainBlackbeard Radio 02:47:30 - CaptainBlackbeard's 2021 Billionaire's Cruise 02:53:36 - CB News 02:56:48 - Network "Howard Is Cancelled For Low Ratings" 03:01:33 - CaptainBlackbeard Radio Promo 03:04:53 - End Segment "Thank Yous & End Information" 03:07:18 - Steppenwolf "Born To Be Wild" 03:10:50 - Next Transmission 03:14:39 - CaptainBlackbeard Post-Credits Callback 03:16:09 - CaptainBlackbeard End Theme