00:00 - Intro
02:13 - Jack Rhysider Explains DNMs and How To Use Them
03:16 - CB Radio Sponsors
04:57 - CBRadio Movie Preview
07:26 - THX Bass Test
07:59 - CB Radio Opening
08:57 - Network "I'm Going To Shoot Myself On This Program"
10:57 - First Segment "Hey There"
12:25 - Lucky Kleinschmidt & The Heartbreakers "Runnin' Down A Dream"
16:45 - Second Segment
18:11 - Versus Commercial "Metallica Versus"
21:05 - Network "I Ran Out OF Bullshit"
22:41 - Henry Gibson For The Dead
23:35 - Third Segment "Filthy Goes To A Funeral For Aurora Market"
24:55 - The Mind Spiders "You Are Dead"
26:55 - Speak Out 1
27:55 - Yuri Jackhoff, Dark Net Vendor & Hallucination Market Administrator
30:25 - Fourth Segment "CaptainBlackbeard's 2021 Cruise To Glacier Bay Alaska"
32:42 - Local H "All The Kids Are Right"
36:29 - Bill Gates Calls CaptainBlackbeard Radio
40:00 - Network "A Voice Spoke To Me In The Night"
41:58 - What Is Love?
43:56 - Fifth Segment "The Lockdowns Finally End For Filthy Fingers"
46:37 - Nine Inch Nails "Every Day Is Exactly The Same"
51:08 - Speak Out 2
51:56 - The 96th Annual Detroit Marathon
53:05 - National Public Radio
55:15 - Doc Ellis & The LSD No Hitter
59:40 - Sixth Segment "Filthy Fingers Drops National Public Radio's Brown LSD"
01:05:00 - Trifle "New Religion"
01:11:06 - CaptainBlackbeard Radio Half-Time Quiz Part 1
01:12:07 - Network "I Am Mad As Hell"
01:16:57 - CB Radio Half-Time Quiz Part 2
01:18:00 - Seventh Segment "Filthy Gets Acquinated With Himself And His Neighbors"
01:20:18 - Bobby Comstock "Right Hand Man"
01:22:17 - The Following Statement Was Written By An Angry Dwarf
01:25:15 - Senator John Rube Boob
01:32:58 - Reverend Horton Heat "I'm Mad"
01:36:05 - Mark Zuckerberg Calls CaptainBlackbeard Radio
01:39:31 - Parker Brothers Scot-Free Commercial
01:40:40 - Network "The Tube Speech"
01:45:43 - Eighth Segment "Filthy Discovers Tele-Evanglism"
01:46:55 - Genesis "Jesus He Knows Me"
01:50:59 - Speak Out 3
01:52:15 - Amazon Package Thief Hunting
01:55:41 - Ninth Segment "Filthy Turns His Money Into Holy Water"
01:57:22 - Stonefield "Eyes"
02:02:00 - How To Not Get You Ass Kicked By The Police
02:05:38 - Versus Commercial "Tequilla"
02:05:59 - Network "America Is Being Bought By Its Enemies" Speech
02:11:00 - Tenth Segment "Filthy Meets Jesus"
02:13:25 - Jimi Hendrix "Are You Experienced"
02:17:32 - Rachel In Rehab
02:20:40 - Speak Out 4
02:21:11 - Eleventh Segment "Filthy Turns His Holy Water Into COVID-19 Vaccine"
02:24:20 - Del Shannon "Move It On Over"
02:27:11 - What Is Love? "Greta Thunberg"
02:29:46 - Network "You Have Meddled With The Forces Of Nature"
02:38:31 - Twelfth Segment "Filthy Discovers Himself"
02:40:10 - Bugs Bunny "Money"
02:42:40 - Kamala Harris Calls CaptainBlackbeard Radio
02:47:30 - CaptainBlackbeard's 2021 Billionaire's Cruise
02:53:36 - CB News
02:56:48 - Network "Howard Is Cancelled For Low Ratings"
03:01:33 - CaptainBlackbeard Radio Promo
03:04:53 - End Segment "Thank Yous & End Information"
03:07:18 - Steppenwolf "Born To Be Wild"
03:10:50 - Next Transmission
03:14:39 - CaptainBlackbeard Post-Credits Callback
03:16:09 - CaptainBlackbeard End Theme