0:00 - Episode Opening
1:02 - Jack Rhysider Explains DNMs And How They Work
2:17 - Vice City Sponsors
4:01 - Preview Time: Weird Al
6:55 - THX Bass Test
7:28 - CaptainBlackeard Radio Opening
8:26 - Patriot Tease
9:34 - Hey There Segment
11:25 - Rick Derringer - Real American
14:13 - Segment 1 - "America Mother Fuckers"
15:46 - Versus Metallica Commercial
18:21 - Rocky Segment #1
22:30 - Dear Leader's Best Golden King Oriental Pearl New Lucky Magic Dragon Joy Happy Endings Dark Net Store
25:03 - Segment 2 - "Freedom and Filthy's Experiences With His Local Indian Casino"
28:20 - Jimi Hendrix - Freedom
32:35 - Crossing The Delaware
34:18 - Dale Gribble's Pirate Radio #1
35:04 - Aeris Running Shoes Commercial
35:40 - Segment 3 - "Filthy Decides To Get Rid Of His 1982 Buick Station Wagon"
37:48 - Kim Fowley - Wild Fire
41:50 - Canadian Premiere Justin Trudeau Calls CaptainBlackbeard
47:46 - The Real Reason The Titanic Sank
48:33 - Rocky Segment #2
52:55 - Segment 4 - "Filthy Finds Out How Much His 1982 Buick Station Wagon"
54:35 - Frankie and The Witch Fingers - Get Down
57:30 - National Public Radio
59:52 - What If Bill Gates Was A Car Mechanic
1:02:19 - Dale Gribble's Pirate Radio #2
1:02:40 - Athena Cigarettes #1
1:03:23 - Segment 5 - "A CBR Producer Is Missing"
1:05:08 - 999 - Homicide
1:08:50 - CaptainBlackbeard Half Time Quiz Part 1
1:09:50 - Rocky Segment #3
1:17:15 - CaptainBlackbeard Half Time Quiz Part 2
1:18:30 - Segment 6 - "Filthy Meets The Beautiful Woman"
1:20:47 - The Remains - I'm A Man
1:25:43 - John McAfee Calls CaptainBlackbeard
1:30:21 - Dale Gribble Pirate Radio #3
1:30:48 - Versus Commercial "How To Not Buy Drugs Like Your Parents"
1:32:54 - Segment 7 - "Filthy Goes On Coffee Date With Beautiful Woman"
1:35:22 - Cudy And The Blizzards "Love Your Body But Not Your Soul"
1:37:34 - Rocky Segment #4
1:45:53 - Senator John Rube Boob
1:53:38 - Ministry - Just One Fix
1:57:57 - Dale Gribble Pirate Radio #4
1:58:27 - Segment 8 - "Filthy Plans For His Dinner Date With The Beautiful Woman"
2:02:05 - King Missle - Detachable Penis
2:05:21 - American Television - Street Walkers At Starbucks
2:08:20 - Jane Rube Boob
2:11:31 - Athena Cigarettes Commercial #2
2:12:30 - Segment 9 - "Filthy Returns From His Dinner Date With The Beautiful Woman"
2:16:40 - The Remains - Can't Tame Me
2:18:35 - Doctor Anthony Fauci For World Peace Day
2:21:57 - The Import/Export Business Commercial
2:23:07 - Rocky Segment #5
2:31:52 - Segment 10 - "Filthy's Plans For July 4th"
2:34:40 - Blondie - Call Me
2:37:54 - Dennis Rodman Calls CaptainBlackbeard
2:40:05 - The War Begins
2:51:43 - CaptainBlackbeard News
2:56:51 - Dark Net Super Fight II
3:17:20 - CaptainBlackbeard End Promo
3:21:15 - GoodBye and Thank Yous
3:23:41 - Born To Be Wild
3:27:11 - Post Credits Call Back
3:27:53 - CaptainBlackbeard End Theme