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>>/100178/ *sigh* I knew she got groomed once from her threads. Believe it or not I don't actually stalk girls and get to know every detail about them. I "slid into her dms" because I was under the impression she was just a newfag and needed someone to get on her level and talk to her about not going on a website known for.... What 4chan is known for. Obviously I was in way over my head and if I even knew about half the shit that girl had gotten into before that I wouldn't have touched her threads with a 10 ft pole Believe me or don't, idc anymore. Alternatively, if you want to put on your tinfoil hat and think I am just a masterclass cyber criminal and 4 of the FBIs most dangerous pedrophiles are just me on alts than you can have this version. > Be me > see vulnerable child on groomer site > learn she had a bf my age b4 > ohfuckyes.jif > learn she's been investigated and is likely being watched by feds > This is going tor require all of my hacker autism powers > slip into girls dms and say "hey bb u wan sum fuck?" > run fbimoniterblackout.exe > feds can't see shit > girl is in impressed by sexy badassitude > starts sending all the no nos > see van outside my home > open cmdprompt > type ::4chanpartyv&runoff_play/vengaboys > the van outside my home starts playing we like to party by the Vengaboys > drives off > fbi agents inside forget they're here to arrest me and just start bobbing their heads as they jam out to this kick ass song and just go for nice drive > go down into my loli dungeon > "It's ok girls. The bad men are gone." > "Please mister! I just want to see my family again..." > she's such a kidder > go back onto my pc > Puka has blocked me because I didn't validate her quickly enough and she found a pedro to tell her she's sexing and how he wants to make fuck on her > I am the butthurtzed >>/100185/ I leaked enough of our DMs to get this little shit storm spiraling, I don't really think leaking the rest would make a difference.