Someone help me.

I need to know how to communicate with these modern girls.

They're so FUCKING HOT and I need to save one from the bullshit world of stupid fucking university bullshit/working for irrelevant baby-money bullshit!!

I just need my one little FREAK to take care of and FUCK!! I cannot stand this shit!! The loneliness is LITERALLY killing me!!

I have a couple girls for friendship, and we talk, and that works.
But I need a couple girls to do creative stuff with who aren't just lazy cunts that won't do anything.
And I need one to LOVE ME and take my big wiener. >: (