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> Dated J
Oh... Oh dear...
I hope it isn't THAT J
Comparing me to him, now that's the best roast I've gotten in months. 

Mhm... You misconstrue me. I still make incredibly poor decisions, I just like to point out how I'm better than a lot of my haters. Partially cause it's true in a lot of cases, partially cause it pisses you off. I'm living pretty comfy in life and I just do this shit on the side. I'm arrogant when people are arrogant to me. I'm not going to submit to people you I perceive as lesser when they act lesser. You can think I feel some kind of obligation to do what I do, but it's genuinely just me having fun when I'm not being dragged into retarded bullshit by mentally sick fucks with no compassion or who are so convinced of their moral superiority despite the horrific nature of their behavior that they would make the Nazis behind the holocaust blush..
> I call cewl out for being a hedonist
We insult each other and throw personal insults at each other all the time. I know she's insecure about things, and as such I attack those insecurities when she attacks me.
I really didn't think I'd need to explain how banter works, but it's ok. I get it, you like cewl, seemingly unironically, so you're probably pretty autistic.
> I am a purest
No, I'm a very jaded and desensitized manwhore. I don't care to say how many women I've fucked or gotten sexual with online, and frankly I don't even keep track.
You insist you know what I'm about but you're just going off of some petty insults I've made against someone I have a tumultuous past with.
Let me make judgements about you based on your post...

You're a whiteknight, you're young, you live with your parents/single mother, you're effeminate, I'd call you a femboy or bi but that's a real stretch... You have very misguided political ideals, you're deeply DEEPLY insecure but you project that, you feel very socially isolated and alone, you still cling to the bullshit idealism you learned in school. Your idea of flirting is just simping and putting the girl you like on a pedestal, you've never had a gf, either pnline or irl.
That's it, you're done. Get out you stinky cornball clownman!!!!
> baiting the seaweed salad
I don't think she actually cares nor do I, it's just like... a thing we talked about man. I'll show her the end result, but I don't actually think that's a big deal either way. I'm sorry your autistic ass can't catch sarcasm or whatever you want to call our over-excitement over my seaweed salad.