>>/145124/
Ohhhh, no no no noooo. 
You've got me all wrong brother. I genuinely dislike you as a person. This isn't trolling. I hope everything you ever loved dies in your arms. 

Thank you for letting me know that there was a little miscommunication there. I'm happy to clear that up for you. 

EBP: wait, did your wife die in your arms? That would be really fitting at the moment. I just realized that. But I really have to wonder what kind of extortion would be required for somebody to agree to marry you. Or was it one of those child bride things? You know, like her parents were addicts and she was 16 and needed somebody to take care of her so they signed over consent for marriage? 

 >>/145128/
God, I really hope this isn't a larp, that made me hard. 

 >>/145136/
Do you remember that viral challenge a few years ago called the cinnamon challenge? I imagine doing that challenge but with Doom's ex-wife's ashes and when I inevitably spew a cloud of those ashes I want him directly in front of me so he gets his face covered in the only remnants that exists as a reminder that someone hated him so much that they needed to kill themselves to escape his banal and sad influence on their life. 

 >>/145144/
I'll give you 100 pesos if you jerk off into the urn