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Sir, you don't realize that EMS has an inordinate amount of downtime and it's not uncommon to have a day off once in awhile. 
I only mentioned 17 hours in an anecdote one time.

The problem about my posts is that people seem to think that I spent a lot of time tailoring these things in order to make them the length that they are. The reality is is I'm nearing the end of this post and I've invested less than 30 seconds into it. Voice to text minimizes the amount of effort and time I have to put into literally anything. 
I timed this posts production and it took me a total of 27 seconds and after I'm done doing the captcha it can't possibly exceed 40 seconds