Bros, I heard Kennedi had sex. I also heard she drank a beer on a weekday. I heard a guy she dated as a teenager has a cousin who is only 5'7, can you believe that shit? Damn, wait, now I'm hearing shes had sex MULTIPLE TIMES? And now the grapevine is saying she went to the DMV not once but TWICE in 2019. Someone even told me she had a pap smear checkup and the doctor touched her vagina. I bet she's masturbated too. 

You may now give me (you)s and I will call you names and accuse you of samefagging or being her ex if you point out that none of this matters.