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It's excruciatingly obvious that you aren't being supported by a beautiful supermodel who can't get enough of an unemployed bum that's never seen a vagina in real life...

Highly unlikely that a multi-millionaire princess of a foreign Nation is funding your existence, simply because you are so charismatic


And if your father never divorced your mother, you would know how to get pussy.. but you don't, so obviously your father lost faith in you a long time ago and abandoned you....




THAT ONLY LEAVES TWO POSSIBILITIES:

1 : MOMMY

2 : SSI WELFARE DISABILITY BENEFITS 

(and of course, if you're on SSI disability welfare, that's not enough to survive on, so apparently you still live with your mother either way)