>>/26504/
30 something, I don't care about time... just last time I thought I hadn't spoken to a certain person for 1-2 years, but it turns out it was like 5 years

 >>/26466/
Shouldn't have typed that last night, I was hyper :^3

But yea, she tried to get me into hentai by showing me the pomf one. One of my friends had tried the same previously, so I was aware of the story (there isn't one).

 >>/26452/
THIS.

Although I wish people could see my 4chan history, I'm proud of my posts; I created the "I'm a pure-blooded Aryan American" and "Illegal beaners control the media" nonsense.

Going back to my inanities though, here is a short list before coming to the US @ 10 years old:

1) Thought giraffes and elephants married to make a monkey, which became a giraffe or elephant through sexual dimorphism

2) Thought some snakes could be composed from strands of fibers which made them mostly hollow

3) Thought it was possible to kill people with too much emotion because the chemicals associated with it had a lethal dose (technically...)

4) Thought magnetism could be extracted from EM waves

5) Thought that the helicopter's top helix on top of a tank to make a functional weapon (that was my 5th grade project)

6) Thought that light can be concentrated into solid "pseudo-object" (there is a similar theory, but I'm guessing you need complete destructive interference)

7) Thought the asteroid belt was a lot denser and therefore possible to make space communities on it.

8) Thought the sun was infinity degrees centigrade

9) Thought holding hands with a girl meant you were seriously thinking of marrying

10) Thought the English language had good Literature

11) Thought the Earth rotation was much more erratic because the poles needed noon everyday

12) Thought the Black Legend was true

13) Thought holding hands while asleep could work to share the same dream via nerves sending connecting with the brains of the subjects (tried it, but it was inconclusive because I woke up not holding hands)

14) Thought dogs, cats, and mice could work together

15) Thought animals could not communicate across species was because they had different eyes and therefore could not "see eye to eye" (no pun intended)

16) Thought it was possible for everyone to share everything as a new economic system, unknowingly created communism

17) Thought the moon and sun were equally apart from the earth

18) Thought as a toddler/kid I could walk to a politician to shake his hand and shoot him

19) Thought the cliffs' heights from which people had survive a fall were as high as a table

20) Thought the "orbits" (orbitals) of the atoms were actual orbits

21) Thought Brownian motion was due to "micro turbulence" in a liquid

22) Thought ants tasted spicy

23) Thought spiders killed people by injecting their web, causing a stroke or heart attack

24) Thought eating a squished spider would make me immune to their venom

25) Thought poetry was an art and it was a sensible construct

26) Thought animals in the zoo liked living (renting) there

27) Thought dreams could be used to predict the future through interpretation because some EM particles could travel backwards in time and the brain could pick some of it up

28) Thought I could be happy

29) Thought all molecules could be concentrated like photons of light to make their analog version of lasers (technically...)

30) Thought isolating chemicals was easy using molecular microscopes

31) Thought fiat currency was based on the total material wealth divided by the total currency value

32) Thought God was something operative

33) Thought that after pokemon and digimon, there would be a third anime that would also end in "-mon"

34) Thought big eyebrows were not attractive on a girl

35) Thought I would always have time for my research as an adult