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Again, to really understand how retarded this is, imagine if men acted like women:
> Be man, need to take a fat piss in the middle of the night
> Stumble into bathroom in complete darkness
> Whip dick out, aim at toilet, start pissing
> "PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
> Hmm, that's odd
> Turn on light, toilet lid is down
> Piss is EVERYWHERE
> I'm outraged. Triggered, even
> Barge out of the bathroom, pants around ankles and dick out, still dribbling piss
> Knock over 17 shelves on my way to the bedroom
> Shake my wife by her shoulders
> "Wake up right this minute."
> Grab her by the forearm and drag her to the bathroom
> Look at my wife with the angriest face imaginable, with the fury of 28 Vietnam napalm strikes
> Look at piss apocalypse toilet
> Look back at wife
> Point at toilet
> "This is your fault. You did this."