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I thought I was forgetting something. Don't you all realize the significance of today's date? It's June 19th. Garfield's birthday. I ran into the other room and told my dad. He started crying manly tears. I had no idea Garfield was that important to him. I've been telling my coworkers but they clearly aren't as enthusiastic about Garfield as I am.
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Danny im gonna steal your wife.  I'm gonna cover her in barbecue sauce and chase her around the house with a spear yelling "TALLY HO!!!"

 >>/4802/
damn dude I hope that joke wasn't too close to home...
 >>/4804/
I may have a latent psychic ability.
> I'm gonna cover her in barbecue sauce and chase her around the house with a spear yelling "TALLY HO!!!"
Are we sure you're not the crazy one here?

it is not simp shit.  it is a serious board for having civilized discussions on matters regarding the true queen of pol / my waifu.
and we came from kiwifarms.

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Lately I've been watching the Movies & Shows channel on jewtube. I keep coming across movies that I didn't even know exist. What are some obscure movies that are worth watching?
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Love this movie. I liked Wes Anderson before it was cool. I didn't even know who he was at the time. My family didn't understand why a ten year old wanted to watch this crap instead of Nickelodeon. They thought it was stupid and inappropriate for my age. Nickelodeon rarely aired reruns of The Adventures of Pete & Pete and there was nothing else like that on tv at the time. This movie though. It was so far ahead of it's time. It got me into Napoleon Dynamite which I introduced to my then friends but none of them even appreciated it until "Vote For Pedro" went mainstream and they all bought the shirt like normies. Both movies started off as short films. Comedy Central started airing Bottle Rocket when I was in high school, so I had a friend who watched it with me and that got him into Wes Anderson. He ended up majoring in film and now owns the Wes Anderson Criterion Collection. The film was a commercial flop but Scorsese said it was in his top ten favorite films of the 90s. This film perfectly encapsulates my remaining adolescence after high school when I romanticized being a professional thief but didn't understand how dangerous and difficult that life could be. Good thing I was never charged with anything or murdered. I used to rob petty drug dealers I had went to school with and did it with such panache that no one would believe them. They didn't even believe it themselves some of the time which led to some pretty comical moments such as holding a guy up in his room just as his dad gets home from work and having to both walk out together acting like you're best of friends so he didn't beat both your asses.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IegzBX6HW34

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Which I forgot to mention, upon leaving, we both walked down to the newly opened pizza parlor and bought a pizza, arguing over whose money it actually was now and who was actually buying dinner. Then we ended up shoving leftover bread sticks into the exhaust pipes of cars at the nearby gas station as the drivers went inside to pay for their gas. It was a small town nothing much to do but get into trouble.
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didnt really enjoy that short tbh, but I might check out the full length feature sometime as I have enjoyed other WA films. Ive seen Grand Budapest, Moonrise Kingdom and The Royal Tenenbuams. One year I will get around to watch Life Aquatic as well. The trailer for The French Dispatch looked good so that too.


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Hey Ash, down for some Runescape? https://store.steampowered.com/app/1343370/Old_School_RuneScape/

Also general vidya posting thread.
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I mean, we have the technology. I wouldn't mind an Ashley waif in Skyrim or an Ashley companion in Fallout. If we really wanted to put in the effort, we could even make an Ashley "Max Headroom" using deepfake technology
Anyone wanna kill some kikes? https://store.steampowered.com/app/1714420/Fursan_alAqsa_The_Knights_of_the_AlAqsa_Mosque/

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Post your best ambatakam oc or else youll pass out and die the next time youre driving. do it for ashton.
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Bunch of size queens. That's not my dick. That's not even my favorite Ashley pic to cum to. I'm not posting my dick so Ashley can identify it in a lineup.

DBZ is a modern classic.  it will surely be remembered forever for its riveting unpredictable writing and breathtaking animation.


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Complete collection of scat porn with russian whore models

Site

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I heard Derrick didn't die though. His mom took him out of school and when they called to question his mom about his truancy, she told them he was in a better place now. Which, oddly enough, is also what happened to me. So everyone thought I was dead and I still run into people I went to school with who thought I died.
https://endchan.net/ashleyj/res/438.html#2645

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I see.  I haven't gone to /b/ for like 9 years, I think that was before zoomers started talking about "aethetics" and "energy" and stuff
I will post some of my papes

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