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> be me, aryan white guy
> confess my love to Ashley
> she slaps me and calls me a spic lover
> suddenly her boyfriend Pedro pulls up in his modded volkswagen rabbit with spinners
> he and his two cousins in the back lower their fake wayfarer glasses at me
> "oye nena who's this gey?"
> she chokes back vomit and gets into the car next to him
> they drive off with a spanish ripoff of Piano Man playing, she subtly nazi salutes and then flips me off out the window