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I know we all joke around about having Ashley dreams, but I legit had a dream last night that nudeobama was just Ashley in disguise and I woke up so relieved and feeling stupid that I hadn't put it all together earlier. Then reality began to sink in and it was like that scene in Audition where the guy wakes up and the Jap chick is cutting off his feet. Also, my IRL crush is getting fat from psychiatric medication.