/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

 >>/2159/
She seems a bit too zoomerish.

Remember that little girl who used to make those vids with all the swearing and whatnot? Weird looking kid, went to Red Ice or something and privatized her videos. Can't remember her name at all.

 >>/2165/
LtCorbis?

 >>/2166/
Yes, Lt.Corbis

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DAVHwJoVgPk

 >>/2166/
 >>/2167/
Yeah, there we go. I miss this midget. Whatever happened to her?

 >>/2170/
She moved to another website where you have to pay to watch her stuff. I forget the site. I heard that her older brother wrote the stuff for her and she just parroted it in her own inimical way.

 >>/2167/
cringe

 >>/2160/

painfully zoomerish. agonizingly so. 

never heard of LtCorbis before. seems very rehearsed but funny.

is Ashley technically a zoomer?

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 >>/2186/
 Zoomer..... Anyone born after 1996. So if you take the square root of i in the polar form and plug it into the appropriate differential equation the result is axiomatic. The Ash is a Zoomer

 >>/2186/

in age, but not in manner. unless she's changed.

She always struck me as a girl not concerned about the mindless norms of girls her age. I guess that was part of her charm. I also hope she hasn't changed.

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SHIT
MY WAIFU CAN'T BE A ZOOMER
I'M OUTTA HEAH

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 >>/2190/
> New Waifu

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 >>/2192/
Grandma Betty was well on her way to becoming a waifu about 85 years ago.

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If I can't have an ashley gf, I will get a qt latina gf instead. There is one working at my local starbucks that doesn't look like an oompa loompa

 >>/2195/
Aight man tell us how it goes

 >>/2195/
Starbucks girls are hot. A starbucks girl once gave me my coffee order. I tasted it and told her it tasted like dirt. she looked at me so very nonchalantly and said that it should, it was ground this morning.

 >>/2195/
I wish I could approach people like that but I am way too autistic and unattractive to elicit a positive response.

 >>/2199/
You have to leave your room Ash and we'll approach you

 >>/2206/
I do go outside to work, go to the library and to jog but I still remain fairly solitary.  I think I am going to try to branch out and join a club soon to meet new friends.  As for a having relationship, I don't think that's in the cards for me.

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I like this thing.  just please don't add a bunch of annoying shit that makes the text unreadable like the old board

 >>/2207/
yo don't answer him like you're her lol you'll give me a heart attack
and yeah it's hard when you're not in school anymore, you ever talk to coworkers or anything?
it's not all looks either, I'm pretty decent looking but the autism will still mess you up

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 >>/2208/
Yeah I didn't like it either.  I don't know if the wood paneling is overkill.  Also the picture I posted is not finished yet and all the text would be readable if I added it.

 >>/2209/
I think it's probably fine as long as the post cells are opaque
are you changing the text or background colors?

 >>/2211/
How's this look?

 >>/2213/
very nice, looks more like an actual website.  here's a couple things I'd change:
-to make the bg pic look more like her wall I'd darken it and raise the saturation (I can do it if you want) 
-I'm in general not a fan of rounded borders but that's just my taste (reminds me of twitter) maybe make the radius smaller
-I'd lighten the shade of pink slightly to contrast the text better, sort of like on red boards on 4chan
-make sure the cursor image applies to the hover form, when it's over links and such

 >>/2213/
Board looks great. Ashley would be proud. In fact, I'm sure she's looking down from heaven and smiling right now.

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How about making the background a repeating texture of her skin?

 >>/2231/
I'm trying to one-up that but I can't think of anything nearly as creepy

 >>/2231/
> trying to get us to lick our monitors

You sinister son of a bitch.