[Hagrid] You're a wizard Bill.

[Bill] I'm a... WHAT?!

[Hagrid] Bill, you're a wizard.

[Bill] I'm a what?!

[Hagrid] A wizard, Bill.

[Bill] I'm a WIZARD?!

[Hagrid] Yes Bill, you're a wizard.

[Bill] But I'm just Bill.

[Hagrid] Well, "Just Bill", you're a wizard.

[Bill] But I'm just Bill!

[Hagrid] No, "Just Bill", you - are a wizard!

[Bill] Listen here Hagrid I'm just Bill!

[Hagrid] NO! Bill, you are a wizard!

[Bill] I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Bill!

[Hagrid] Listen Bill, you are a wizard!

[Bill] No Hagrid, I'm just Bill!

[Hagrid] Bill, for god's sake, you are a wizard!

[Bill] A WIZARD?! I'm just Bill!

[Hagrid] Nooo, "Just Bill"! You're a wizard.

[Bill] I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Bill.

[Hagrid] Noooooo. Just Bill. You are a wizard.

[Bill] I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!

[Hagrid] BILL, you are a wizard!

[Bill] Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

[Hagrid] For god's sake Bill, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.

[Bill] I don't give a FUCK you FAT HAIRY bastard! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

[Hagrid] Listen Bill, you're going to go to Hogwarts and do SPELLS and shit. And you're going to be FUCKING pleased about it!

[Bill] I don't WANT to do your FUCKING spells you BASKET CASE! Stick it up your FUCKING DICK-HOLE!

[Hagrid] My FUCKING WHAT?!?!

[Bill] HAGRID, y'er pushing me over the FUCKING line!

[Hagrid] No I'm not. You are a wizard! You're going to go to Hogwarts, you're going to do spells, you'll get a wand, you'll get a FUCKING owl, it'll deliver your mail - DEAL WITH IT. YA TWAT.

[Bill] I'M GOING TO FUCKING PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL

[Hagrid] I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move. You, are a wizard.

[Bill] I'm a WHAT?!

[Hagrid] YOU'RE A WIZARD BILL, FOR FUCK SAKE, LISTEN TO MEH!

[Bill] Hagrid I've been through this I don't give a BLOODY FUCK WHAT YOU THINK.

[Hagrid] This is NOT negotiable! You come with me you SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT FUCK SMALL DICK SKINNY CUNT EAT MORE WANKER

[Bill] I'LL FUCKING SET YER BEARD ON FIRE!

[Hagrid] 'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY CUNT, SQUARE-GO LIKE

[Bill] I'LL FUCKING BURST YE'

[Hagrid] Right you, you little wank stain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to hogwarts. You'll get a wand, you'll get an owl that'll deliver your shitEY meal and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' sch-ch-ff-chhssh-chinky.

[Bill] I'll fucking GNAW yer ARM off, Hagrid!

[Hagrid] Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little BITCH

[Bill] I'll PUMP ye' SILLY.

[Hagrid] C'MON THEN YA CUNT

[Bill] SUCK MAH PIXIE DICK YA CHUBBY COON

[Hagrid] I'll RUPTURE YOUR FUCKING ANUS WITH MAH MASSIVE BEAR COCK

[Bill] I'll RIP YER GIANT DICK OFF AND BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT

[Hagrid] LET'S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LITTLE WANK