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You're showered and aftershaved, which is kind of ironic because you're hairy as a hobo and look like a garden gnome. You're chortling and writing the tugpost in your head as you drive five suburbs over to the asian massage joint in the same strip as the oldest German Bakery in Australia. 45 degree parking right exactly fukn well outside so you can scuttle inside in a hurry and not get sweaty armpits on your white Christian Dior shirt in the blistering Adelaide summer solar furnace. as well as not to be seen by xmas day normies in the bakery now run by christ hating heathen gook cunts who bought the legacy bakery and soon-to-be dumpling restaurant last week