4 microwaved butter and vegemite crumpets down the breakfast hatch.
The microwave is better for crumpets than the toaster.
You put the four crumpets down on a dinner plate then add a generous spreading of butter. Microwave for two minutes on high (no paper towel).
Butter will now be melted and crumpets moist and soft. Then you add your vegemite. The heat of the crumpets makes dabbing it on very easy.
Eat crumpets by tearing large pieces off. Do not forget to use crumpet pieces to soak up any excess melted butter on the plate.
Thank you.