> do you have any package for *insert real name here*? 
> no, some mistake must have occurred; are you sure you placed the order with that name? I'm asking because I've even seen people placing orders anonymously
oh shit, oh fuck 
> do you have any package for "anon"?
> we have one, now show me an id with the name "anon"
goddammit I forgot I signed up as anon
the whole thing was so awkward