I shit myself today, (true)
To see if I still stain.
I focus on the smell,
The only thing that's real.

The skid marks tear a hole,
The old familiar stench.
Try to wipe it all away,
But I remember everything.

What have I become,
My smelly friend?
Everyone I know,
Runs away in the end.

And you could have it all,
My empire of poo.
I will let you down,
I will make you spew.

I shit myself today,
Underwear in dismay.
I tried to hide the mess,
But the odor gives it away.

Beneath the stains of time,
The feeling disappears.
You are someone else,
I am still right here.

What have I become,
My smelly friend?
Everyone I know,
Runs away in the end.

And you could have it all,
My empire of poo.
I will let you down,
I will make you spew.

If I could start again,
A million wipes away,
I would be more clean,
And end this stinky day.