1. Get a keyboard.
2. Pick one note.
3. Go out in public (I believe in you).
4. Hit the one note you chose, then hit a bunch of random ones, eventually landing on the single note you chose earlier, hitting that one note HARD! Do NOT make eye contact.
5. Get picked up by a silver-tongued, slick feller, offering to make you a star like how you deserve to be, being a musical savant genius and all.
6. Get financially abused B)