Listen to my tale of woe, NEETs.
> Coffee day, put two creamers in to thick sour percolate

> drink three fifths

> creamer has sludged up at the bottom

woe
> try to salvage with tea strainer

> clogs up and makes a mess

> tea strainer breaks

woe
> have idea to heat it up in the mike to melt solids

> pops and sludges the mike

woe
> strainer in the bin and a big cleanup

> no refunds

woe