Suffered lectin poisoning, projectile Vomited up a kilo of uncooked vegetable matter. Poisoning rather than flu, felt totally fine afterwards. 

In hindsight the cause was far more obvious, it's not every day that a neet manages to eat a kilo of something totally inedible. How does a neet fuck up that bad?
I'm going to blame the author, who directly instructed that 4 litres of lectin rich liquid be readded to the dish for colour. Earth to Karen,lectin isn't a fuckin antioxidant, it's mildly poisonous.