fe.settings:getUserBoardSettings - non array given[ausneets] - Endchan Magrathea
"Welcome to KFC place your order when you're ready."
She said it every time, it took me years to realise it was a recording that was triggered as soon as you pulled up.
When it was a man in the window later I just assumed she'd been talking to me on the headset from further inside the store.
She never existed. Or maybe she did exist but just did the recording that one time. She may not have even been working there any more. Her voice was in the system now. Immortality of a sort I suppose. They might have killed her after.