lol
>  Workaround Steps:
> Boot Windows into Safe Mode or the Windows Recovery Environment
> Navigate to the C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike directory
> Locate the file matching “C-00000291*.sys”, and delete it. 
https://old.reddit.com/r/crowdstrike/comments/1e6vmkf/bsod_error_in_latest_crowdstrike_update/