fe.settings:getUserBoardSettings - non array given[ausneets] - Endchan Magrathea
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He can find obscure imageboards and display enough nouse to know this is an appropriate place to sook about mum, rent and neighbours. He can also apparently apply for a rental property unassisted. 
I'm sure he can do all sorts independently. To help him would foster an attitude of dependancy and faux ineptitude. 
Chuck him off the pier, he knows how to swim.