I am back from my ultrasounds. It was much easier than expected. A nice black woman did them.
She told me to lie down on the thing and I asked her if I should take my clothes off and she said no.
I didn't understand how we could do any of it with me fully dressed but I just had to lift my shirt up to my chest and lie on my side for each kidney, and she she just tucked a towel into my waistband and pushed my pants down a little bit to image my bladder and prostate. I wasn't even exposed.
There was no anal insertion like that incompetent Indian woman GP told me there would be!
Results will be sent to my GP by tomorrow afternoon.