My neighbour let some thot walking past harvest one of the roses in my front yard.
When she realised she'd been caught in the act she asked him if she could have one. As if his opinion was relevant. It was quite clear he belonged to the house next door and had nothing to do with my roses.
"Oh I don't think NEET would mind" he said to her. I did mind though, very much. I don't really care about the flowers that much but I don't like these random people walking up my driveway and into my garden. Gives me a real scare whenever I hear them so close to my windows. One arsehole was skulking around at 11pm at night a while ago.