Why don't you text the old chinees mistress and make a date with Dorothy new girl? She came all the way from some exotic asian jungle with an insatiable itch between her legs. Oh Yes! She's a South East Asian trollop with a walloping  dollop of coconut grease in her brown hands and she Loves to please. So set your email to auto-reply and hit the shower. You're clocked off and out of office/kitchen table.